big milk

mattress spongebob mattress then sheets pillow

[greelin]

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

[antipathy-arsonist]

[pariambod]

[ba1laur]

drawing of my hamster and her many babies i made when i was like 10

[herpsandbirds]

This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.

The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!

Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:

What do you think? 🥰

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[abitofjenesaisquoi-deactivated2]

im not always horny. but im always like 30 seconds of fantasizing away from being absurdely horny.

[wintercorrybriea2]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[wifehaver103947]

[digitalfossils]

[beyond-a-name]

punk is when you suck her toes a little bit

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Hardcore punk is when you suck on her toes a whole lot

[pun-ishment888]

I think its about being kind

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[gay--dog]

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

[gay--dog]

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

[princess-sparrow]

“It’s clearly fetish content” YAY!!!!!

[wincingthenightaway]

[gay--dog]

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

[discount--dracula]

wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating