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cloudabserk

-dislike ryan gosling

-watch phm

-really like him as the lead

-is it the character?

-read the book

-character is p good but i don’t like him as much as the movie version

-is it just ryan gosling?

-watch other movies he’s in

-hes good, but i still don’t like him as much as in phm

???????

cloudabserk

this was such an embarrassingly quick switch up on my part

multishipperpirateking

My girlfriend and I think that Ryan Gosling just needed ageing, like a fine wine.

Sure he was okay uncorked early, but a decade or two in a dark basement sub-standard role catelogue has done wonders for the depth and richness, and in another decade he'll probably be considered a top tier vintage.

goofballproximitysurveyor-deact

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

ohtehnoeszombies

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zeesqueere

does it?

does it though?

pileofknives

Fuck is going on here

liina-puff

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unyieldingsilence

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rabbitkinglune777

cool. another black child died in a hate crime

rabbitkinglune777

A South Carolina jury on Monday found a store owner not guilty of murder in the 2023 shooting of a Black 14-year-old.

apparently the murder happened in 2023 after doing some research but the murderer has been found not guilty.

black children get murdered and become victims of hate crimes every fucking day. this is ridiculous

rabbitkinglune777

im posting this here despite the website being extremely white centered, I want people to understand how in this country it's basically ok to murder and victimize black people, especially women and children in the name of "self defense" and white America will reward you for your antiblackness.

bigopenspaces

A South Carolina gas station owner was charged with murder on Monday after allegedly shooting and killing a 14-year-old boy he believed was

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adoptourcrew

Check out Rhys Darby doing "the ol' Captain Stede Spin" on Bear Grylls is Running Wild!

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manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

smadsel

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

smadsel

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

manuciruja

hey staff what the fuck

villainessbian

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

shrodingers-catgirl

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

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occudo

Emperor Comatose, Meburger and Eridian language lessons~

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likelightinglass

its on Erid, long after Grace and Rocky figure out how to hug and snuggle. Eridians dont really do full hugs like humans because then you can hear everyone's internal organs that close so its a little weird, maybe tapping/hand holding is the usual affection. Everyone assumes the constant cuddling is purely for Grace's human needs benefit, and while Grace obviously does love and need the touch, Rocky being driven to space madness and having every form of ptsd means he is equal if not more in need of constant full body hugs because he likes feeling how alive Grace is.

So random Eridian scientists are talking to Grace and are like, absolutely no disrespect intended, but very interesting Rocky overcame the cultural weirdness and sensory disgust of "hugs" and does them despite no benefit to himself because he cares for your needs! Its sweet!

Grace: actually Rocky freaks out if he cant press himself against my lungs and heart through the thinnest xenonite possible until he can hear every muscle cell in my body moving at least once a day.

Scientist: ok cool so hes kind of a total pervert then okay

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star-mom-selkie

happy pride month

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swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact

Using the last of my battery to tell you all how much i enjoy the neosporin logo font

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technofeudalism

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cowboydeanwinchester

happy pride

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depsidase

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lastoneout

I love you folk music I love you drinking songs I love you sea shanties I love you work songs I love you lullabies that have helped send countless generations of children off to sleep I love you music the poor and non-white and oppressed used to fill their difficult lives with joy I love you protest songs and coded music that helped people escape to freedom and connect with each other and keep their cultures and languages alive I fucking love you "this machine kills fascists" I love you banjos and bagpipes and all those other instruments people love to hate I love you modern artists keeping these songs alive and writing new ones I love you people writing new folk songs for fictional worlds because even people who don't exist deserve to connect through song I love you queer artists finding themselves in ancient songs I love so so so much

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