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I would tell my joke about pussy, but you won’t get it.
If you're a Democrat you can vote after election day and it will still count
Enough about me.. what do you think about me?
My wife is always complaining that I don't listen to her or something like that
Matt Specht was the worse boss I ever had. Even though he was the director, we would always go to the assistant director for instructions. We would try to never step into Matt's office. I also never wanted to go to the weekly staff meetings because Matt was exactly like the Big Bully you went to school with. Stuck in the same classes together, and if you were assigned to work on a school project together you would do it yourself. Matt was the jerk that would insult you in front of the people you were suppose to supervise.
Stormy Daniels
Why did Stormy Daniels come out twelve years after alleged affair? What is her motive?
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Why does dishwashers have boobs? So you got somethin' to look at while you're talkin' to 'em!
"You're The Average Of The Five People You Spend The Most Time With" ~ Famous Business Saying
"You're The Average Of The Five People You Spend The Most Time With" ~ Famous Business Saying
Best Wife a Man can have
I've see guys with Mexican Wives saying their wife looks Chinese Many times But never have seen a guy saying his Chinese wife looks Mexican Nope, I never heard that one before
I think I'm beginning to hate Moslems
I am a conservative
I believe in the collective wisdom of the people who came before me: Thomas Sowell also spoke for me when he said, "Out of every hundred new ideas ninety-nine or more will probably be inferior to the traditional responses which they propose to replace. No one man, however brilliant or well-informed, can come in one lifetime to such fullness of understanding as to safely judge and dismiss the customs or institutions of his society, for those are the wisdom of generations after centuries of experiment in the laboratory of history." Liberals are heedless, careless and foolish with the past. They call for the overturning of traditions and doctrine that have served us well for hundreds of years based on nothing more than feelings and just shrug off the almost incalculable damage their policies cause. Like an alcoholic who thinks about nothing but where his next drink is coming from, liberals think about nothing other than their feelings in the moment without considering the consequences of their actions
I'm a conservative
I believe every human being has great potential: Not everybody can be Einstein, Steve Jobs, or Babe Ruth, but everybody can be good at something. A person can be a good parent, a good volunteer, the best cashier in the store -- people can do something they can take pride in. This matters a great deal because as Abraham Maslow said, "If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being, you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life." Encouraging other human beings to be their best matters not just on the human level, but as a society. Conservatives believe that everyone, no matter what his race, gender, sex or religion, has that potential to be something special. On the other hand, the essence of liberalism is encouraging people to fail, both because failures are more likely to vote Democratic and because it makes liberals feel better to tell other people how to live their lives. So much of modern liberalism is oriented around teaching people to see themselves as victims, to be dependent on government and to nurse a sense of grievance against the rest of society. You don't become a champion on welfare. If you're waiting for the government to solve your problems, you're going to be waiting a long time. Happy, successful people don't ramble on about imaginary "micro aggressions," "white privilege," and "being held down by the patriarchy." Independence, self-reliance and seeing the government as an obstacle, not a sugar daddy are the first steps towards being all you can be in America
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