damion

[murderpuppys]

Hello. I'm Murder Puppy. i like lps 😈 i am also either a demon or a shadow creture, still figuring out which, if either. 19 yrs.

i only own a couple lps, so i don't have much content to post about them. I also like MLP and my bf (<3 @/elise-flaren 🏳️‍⚧️)

I make a lotta posts abt my rival so like u know- edit: no longer my rival!! Yayyyyy!!! (Bc they unfriended my bf >:3)

[murderpuppys]

UPDATE!!

we have a child together now!!!!!! @elise-flaren

Context, his mom threw this at us and said she had messed up on it (she assumed he would want it).

Now we're thinking on naming him Edward :3

[murderpuppys]

thar feeling when you've got the sweetest bf ever

He made me this <3

[littlepuppieblog-deactivated202]

girly lps png icons 𐂯

[murderpuppys]

are these free use?? THEYRE SO XUTE!!!!

[thiscatdraws]

WELCOME TO THE TADC MLP CIRCUS ‼️🎪

[murderpuppys]

I LOVE YOU.

[murderpuppys]

pov a typical American family:

The single dad with better hair than his kids, one kid with its head out the window, the teen that won't stop talking to their older sister despite how unsafe it is to be turned around in a car, and then the kid in the boot.

[digicamphotos]

[murderpuppys]

CUTEEEEE

[murderpuppys]

Okay SO. I’m a demon. For anyone curious (like my gf and my rival) this is how demons get pregnant!

“When a pp goes into a va-jay-jay and it goes splat splat splat and then gushes *liquid* everywhere, eggs come out of the pp and go *deeeeep* into the va-jay-jay! Then, the eggs mix with the dna from the mother and then 3 months later, boom!! You have a baby! Yayyyyy” -me

And I drew a picture!

Ur welcome ;3

[murderpuppys]

Ughhhhhhhh.

My gf ( @elise-flaren ) is fucking SICK and her poor lungs are killing her and all she wants to fucking do is play Minecraft, and my new bf ( @acalans ) is fucking sexdrunk bc we had a little threesome earlier, and ALSO only wants to play fucking Minecraft. I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO ISNT IN PAIN OR MENTALLT NOT THERE RN.

SOS!!! 😭😭😭😭

Okay side note, I love my partners very very much, I just can’t stand being the only one with a fucking brain here.

Fyi @femcelraccoon I was GOING to text I this but c told me not to bc she wanted u to actually respond to her message. So do that, you fucking colossal-

[murderpuppys]

my gf just told me and her dad, “bottle flipping is the number one cause of death in America!”

me: what are you on??

her dad: yeah I don’t think that’s right-

her: yes it is! Bottle flipping is the number one cause of death in America! It causes addiction, then due to flipping the bottle, the person doesn’t drink the last half of their water and dies! Because we aren’t cactus’! Therefore, this is my petition to become a cactus!

her dad: …

me: …

Anyway, just a reminder that ily Claira <3 (Claira’s blog is @elise-flaren , follow her if you enjoy her stupid, crazy shit <3)

[murderpuppys]

I GOT MORE LPS!!!

IM SO HAPPY!!! I really wanted the pink deer and I love the cats!! Can’t wait to ask my gf to buy me more!!!!

[murderpuppys]

WE HELPED APPLE DASH!!!!

So I don't she. A before picture (sadly) but her hair was a MESS. like a big knot at the ends. Sooo my gf and I washed her hair!! :D

Heres some pics!!

First three are from while we were shampooing her hair, and the last one is from when it was washed and clean!!

@elise-flaren !!

[murderpuppys]

we wanna dye her hair, but Claira's friend (my rival) will be here in like 10 minutes-

AHHHHH

Light pink, light turquoise and blond would be so cute on her!!! 😭😭😭🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

We also wanna give her a haircut 🤧🤧

[murderpuppys]

GUESS WHO DID IT!!!

[murderpuppys]

WE HELPED APPLE DASH!!!!

So I don't she. A before picture (sadly) but her hair was a MESS. like a big knot at the ends. Sooo my gf and I washed her hair!! :D

Heres some pics!!

First three are from while we were shampooing her hair, and the last one is from when it was washed and clean!!

@elise-flaren !!

[murderpuppys]

we wanna dye her hair, but Claira's friend (my rival) will be here in like 10 minutes-

AHHHHH

Light pink, light turquoise and blond would be so cute on her!!! 😭😭😭🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

We also wanna give her a haircut 🤧🤧

[murderpuppys]

WE HELPED APPLE DASH!!!!

So I don't she. A before picture (sadly) but her hair was a MESS. like a big knot at the ends. Sooo my gf and I washed her hair!! :D

Heres some pics!!

First three are from while we were shampooing her hair, and the last one is from when it was washed and clean!!

@elise-flaren !!

[murderpuppys]

HI. I made art for my gffff <33333333

its gsoap fanart ;3

This is my beautiful realism, i flip enough bottles to have gotten this good ;D

@elise-flaren

[murderpuppys]

Trans Itgender or transitgender

A gender where you use it/it's because the pronouns are your transgender.

Flags:

Feed ur cat-

[astralpunkass]

Lonely but ducks a-plenty

[elise-flaren]

me with alters????????? Me with @murderpuppys ????

[murderpuppys]

really? Come on-