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[yuckyguyliker]

Brooke McCarter as Paul in The Lost Boys (1987)

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David found out I had access to the internet and then wouldn't let me in the library anymore when the librarian said he couldn't bully people on roblox then laugh like a dieing beaver but hes out getting freaky with mikey so I got back online because the librarian loves me

[reallycoolboy]

Am I invited

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No because you refuse to shower when we go into town because you think the YMCA has cameras in the bathrooms

[reallycoolboy]

because THEY DO!! IVE SEEN THEM!

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THEY LITERALLY DONT BRO AND IF THEY DO ITS FROM SOME CREEP DOING KT ILLEGALY ALSO CAMERAS HAVE SILVER WE LITERALLY DONT SHOW UP ON FILM ANYWAYS DUMBASS

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David found out I had access to the internet and then wouldn't let me in the library anymore when the librarian said he couldn't bully people on roblox then laugh like a dieing beaver but hes out getting freaky with mikey so I got back online because the librarian loves me

[reallycoolboy]

Am I invited

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No because you refuse to shower when we go into town because you think the YMCA has cameras in the bathrooms

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David found out I had access to the internet and then wouldn't let me in the library anymore when the librarian said he couldn't bully people on roblox then laugh like a dieing beaver but hes out getting freaky with mikey so I got back online because the librarian loves me

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here's a dog!! his name is Moose

DOGGGGYYY HI PUBBY HIIIII OH YOU'RE SO CUTE I WANNA GIVE KISSES AND SCRATCHIES HIIII

I mean....cool dog...or whatever

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What is your opinion on slime man?

WHO THE FUCK IS THE SLIME MAN

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:D

salmon time ?

my tumblr fucking broke i did not see these omg

are we talking to eat or to catch because i cannot stand the smell

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Playing fortnite

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Who keep asking about Dwaynes Huzz....guys....hes a recluse, he doesnt have any

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Who keep asking about Dwaynes Huzz....guys....hes a recluse, he doesnt have any

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The gov needs to crack down on good ingredients, cause why yalls blood taste like gasoline

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What do you have against David? I've seen you talk shit about him a lot and I just wanna know why.

Better question is what dont you have against him. Hes gross and mean and smells like onions. Also he insults my pidgeons

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You’ve talked about paul, michael, david, and star a lot. But what about Dwayne?

He prefers not to be posted about online. Says it ruins his mysterious aesthetic. He wants to remain an enigma (he does the dumbest shit and just doesnt want the huzz to know)

David says the same thing but idgaf about him.

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Who (other than you and you know who) do you think is the best relationship between all the vampires

If i didnt hate him so much I'd say Davass and his boytoy Micheal, but I do hate him so I'll say whatever lesbian shit Star is getting into out of pure spite

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Paul found the meth.

He fucking what

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whos on the boardwalk throwing handfulls of blueberries at people

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[reallycoolboy]

Can you pick some up for me

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Im not letting you eat random blueberries off the ground

[reallycoolboy]

How else do I get my fruit intake???

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The store???? Dumbass

[reallycoolboy]

David took my money because I keep buying things 🙁

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no, he took it cause hes a greedy bastard