time bomb

a dyslexic man walks into a bra

[jackieleake]

dannyrydcr:

“Can I meet them?”

“How close are you referring to..?”

[jackieleake]

dannyrydcr:

“What… What kind of animals are we talking about here?”

“Typical zoo animals, mostly rescues.”

[jackieleake]

dannyrydcr:

“…Yes.”

“Then let’s talk about the animals.”

[jackieleake]

dannyrydcr:

“Yeah that - That actually sounds about right. But now I’m kind of thinking about the animals.”

“Does thinking and/or talking about the animals make you less annoyed about the way I stand?”

[pewdieberg-blog]

[jackieleake]

dannyrydcr:

“Is it like? How you stand? Your posture? I just - I hate it. What the fuck.”

“Well you have to take into consideration I’m an extremely lazy individual, and I work with animals that usually aren’t taller than me all day, so I crouch a lot. It’s just kinda followed me around. Hence why I walk like a wounded mongoose.”

[jackieleake]

“Everything’s annoying. Literally like, literally everything. What the fuck is this. You’re standing there and it’s pissing me off, what the hell.”

“I tend to have that affect on people. It’s nothing personal.”

[jackieleake]

fxrleafclover:

I was actually talking about push pops.

Oh, yes. Of course. Shoot.

[jackieleake]

You were talking, yes. I was distracted, yes. Now, back to your story about.. Uh.. Ducks. Please, continue.

[mark-jacob-michaels-deactivated]

Hey! You!

[jackieleake]

mark-jacob-michaels:

If you say so, man.

Everyone has a start.

[mark-jacob-michaels-deactivated]

Hey! You!

[jackieleake]

mark-jacob-michaels:

Well, I wouldn’t say expert.

You clearly just don’t know your potential. Don’t worry, I’ll show you the ways.

[mark-jacob-michaels-deactivated]

Hey! You!

[jackieleake]

mark-jacob-michaels:

Oh, stop it.

I know a fellow beauty expert when I see one.

[mark-jacob-michaels-deactivated]

Hey! You!

[jackieleake]

mark-jacob-michaels:

Thanks, that’s what I was going for.

You seem like an expert.

[felix-heidke-deactivated2017032]

“Just…” The older male sighs and hangs his head. “You’re not the only one at fault. Okay? I’m sorry.”

“Of course I am,” he replies, pulling the blanket tighter.

[jackieleake]

“You’re not.”

[felix-heidke-deactivated2017032]

“I don’t know what to do anymore, Jackie,” he says in a scared voice.

[jackieleake]

"Just stay. Find a therapist, get on pills, whatever it takes. Just don't die."

[felix-heidke-deactivated2017032]

“Just…” The older male sighs and hangs his head. “You’re not the only one at fault. Okay? I’m sorry.”

“Of course I am,” he replies, pulling the blanket tighter.

[jackieleake]

"You're not."

[jackieleake]

Clover smiles at him. “You always worry about me.”

His eyes dart past Clover. “Always.”

[fxrleafclover]

Clover, still holding on, let’s go a bit and backs up. “You alright?”

[jackieleake]

He swallows hard, nodding quickly and looking down. "Yeah, y-yeah, yeah."

[jackieleake]

Clover smiles at him. "You always worry about me."

His eyes dart past Clover. "Always."