hell is where the heart is

○ ← hole to another universe ✴23 ✴ they/he @jackkal.net on discord!

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[coalyuong]

young jeff goldblum save me young jeff goldblum

he's so UGHHH

[jackkal]

i lowk love yard work but the problem is i only love it when its SO bad im roleplaying archeologist fallout survivor apocalypse rebuilding restoring ancient structure game. when its maintenance weekly or whatever i feel like a victim of conformity green day warning live without warning free love hater..

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]

[dogpuppy]

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[joeyclaire]

[jackkal]

quit smoking like a month into my new job and in the past few weeks (another month later) ppl finally strtd talkin 2 me and now asking how old i am (among normal convo) and literally every single person was shocked or thought i was a teenager and not a 24 year old man 😭

[kosmogrl]

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[epilepticsaints]

[jackkal]

PAYDAYYYYYYY

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[recuperationdisliker]

it's funny how many stories there are which set up the hero of the story as someone whose job it is to "restore the balance between light and dark" but what we see from them mostly only looks like trying to vanquish any signs of darkness

[recuperationdisliker]

you go to the website of a pest control company and they talk about how their job is to restore the balance between house and bug

[dogpuppy]