No need to follow me.

I live for incorrect quotes

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Happy: Where are you going?

Peter: To go get some advice from a wise person.

Happy: Pepper is gone for the day.

Peter: Tony it is.

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Middle Ages Merlin manuscript found

Specialists are analysing the seven hand-written fragments which were found in a university library.

This is breaking news, 30th January 2019. A newly found medieval source on Arthurian legend…!

The 7 page manuscript depicts a battle scene written in old french and it could have been part of the text that Thomas Malory based his writings on as it predates his book (and predates every other english language source). In the battle, Merlin leads soldiers and commands a fire-breathing dragon. The manuscripts are damaged so we have to wait to know the full story but there are a few more details in the articles. The 7 fragments would equal 20 printed pages by today’s standards. What a time to be in this fandom!

More here and here

[pretty-pendragon]

THIS IS SO SIGNIFICANT THEY FOUND PREVIOUSLY UNDISCOVERED IMFORMATION I’M SCREAMING

[jackofallfandomsmasterofnone]

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Clint: Surprise!

Tony: What is it?

Clint: Oh, just a little somethin’ somethin’ to say thank you.

Tony: Oh, Barton this is...my watch.

Clint: Uh-huh. I got it fixed for you.

Tony: When did it break?

Clint: Anyway...

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Pepper: You're the one who uses it as a crutch.

Tony: How dare you! I may use alcohol, sex, drugs, gambling, nicotine, yoga, and pornography as a crutch, but never building a new suit.

Pepper: Okay, then, I'd like to see you spend the rest of the day without building a new suit.

Tony: Fine. Then I'll need some scotch, painkillers, a woman, a deck of cards, a cigarette, a rubber mat, and a copy of Playboy.

[spectralarchers]

I'm painting a teapot! 😂🎨

[jackofallfandomsmasterofnone]

Next image needs to be you selling me that teapot 😍😍😍

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Pepper: How are you feeling?

Tony: Oh, good. I don't think I've ever slept that long before, or that deeply. There was like...this movie playing in my head. It was weird.

Pepper: You mean a dream?

Tony: That must have been what it was!

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Maria: Who's the man who once fell asleep at his desk for 36 hours straight?

Natasha: Clint.

Phil: Who missed 3 days of work because he thought his dog was on the verge of learning to speak?

Natasha: That would be Clint.

Maria: Who once tried to check himself into a rehab clinic because he thought he was addicted to computer Solitaire?

Natasha: That was my fault because I suggested it to him, and he didn't know I was joking.

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Clint: It's true Natasha may not know who the 11th president is...

Natasha: James Polk.

Clint: Or who won the '67 World Series...

Natasha: St. Louis Cardinals.

Clint: Or what the capitals of Arizona, Arkansas, and North Dakota are...

Natasha: Phoenix, Little Rock, and Bismarck.

Clint: Or what the state flower, bird, and motto of Hawaii are...

Natasha: Hibiscus, nene goose, and, "The life of the land is perpetuated in righteousness."

Tony: Barton, what is your point?

Clint: I don't remember.

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Happy: I'm trying to stay levelheaded here, but it's like...you know that reference Peter's made?

Tony: You mean all of Western pop culture?

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Hank: That's the best idea you ever had.

Scott: Really? You like it?

Hank: No! But it's the best idea you've ever had.

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Natasha: I must admit, I was about to give you a couple of black eyes. Seems you're always putting Barton up against people he shouldn't be able to beat, just to see what will happen.

Nick: That's just a result of your inexperience, Romanoff. You underestimate his true potential. Why, I'd never put him in a fight I didn't know he could win.

Natasha: That's incredible, sir. You knew all along?

Nick: You bet!

Maria: Uh, Director Fury, sir, what should we do with the black suit and eulogy I wrote for Barton's funeral?

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Natasha: Is it bad?

Clint: Before I answer that question, do you currently have a knife on you?

Natasha: Yeah, several.

Clint: Then I love it.

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Clint: I scratched off the lottery ticket, and I won $18,000!

Natasha: Wow.

Steve: That's amazing!

Tony: Better luck next time...Yes, sorry, from context, I see that is actually a large sum of money.

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[Kathryn and Chakotay are in the same bed]

Chakotay: The crew knows that my relationship with you is strictly professional.

Kathryn: It is! Now flip over. I’m big spoon.

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Michelle: Peter is full of sunshine and sweets and hope. And every time I try to tell him the world is on fire, he just hands me marshmallows to roast.

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Phil: [to Clint] That was no way for you to behave. Right, Director?

Nick: Yeah, you are on notice. If you ever drive a golf cart over a catered dinner and into a swimming pool again, there will be consequences. Dire consequences.

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“I get it. You don’t stop. You don’t surrender. You push. Well, guess what? This is where the universe pushes back. And of all the stupid ways someone can gamble with their life, let me tell you, there is a special place in hell reserved for those dumb enough to die trying to out-stubborn Captain Kathryn Janeway. So stop this.”

— Chakotay