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Abraham: In today's story, we saw that muscles don't necessarily make a man, and that having a skull for a face pretty much guarantees you're the bad guy!

#submission #prosepeare #the avengers #masters of the universe #abraham erskine #captain america: the first avengers

Marc: I feel...thin. Sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread. I need a holiday. A very long holiday. And I don't expect I shall return. In fact I mean not to.

#submission #ballroompink #the avengers #the lord of the rings #the fellowship of the ring #marc spector #moon knight

America: Why would someone want to destroy reality? Stephen: Because they're probably a hacky evil version of someone we all know. A reverse Captain America or Zombified Hulk or, fuck it, I don't know, a human Groot. That's all the multiverse is! Just lazy derivative remixes!

#submission #thehumanarkle #the avengers #star trek lower decks #america chavez #stephen strange

Peter: I just had sex and I'm about to eat nachos! It's the greatest moment of my life!

#submission #ballroompink #the avengers #what if #peter quill

Kamala: I'll never get over that you grew up in a place like this. Kate: According to my therapist, I'll never get over it either.

#submission #thehumanarkle #the avengers #violent night #kamala khan #kate bishop

Wilson: [making an offensive hand gesture] Are you triggered? Matt: I'm blind, asshole. Wilson: [repeating the gesture] ARE YOU TRIGGERED?!

#submission #thehumanarkle #the avengers #the toxic avenger #wilson fisk #matt murdock

John: And there she was again. I had to admit. She was beautiful. She had a body that carried her head around and a butt that seemed to say: Hello, I'm a talking butt. Elegant? Yeah, I'd say so. But, like a teenager with three baby-sitting jobs, I didn't need another baby-sitting job.

#submission #thehumanarkle #the avengers #the naked gun #the naked gun (2025)#john walker #us agent

Sam: Bro hug? Bucky: Yeah.

#submission #ballroompink #the avengers #abbott elementary #sam wilson #bucky barnes

Kate: How are you here? Yelena: When are you gonna get this? I have been tracking you.

#submission #ballroompink #the avengers #happiest season #kate bishop #yelena belova #hawkeye

Clint: [to Natasha] It took me three years to accept the truth, but now I know there's no going back, no fixing it. I'm beyond repair. Maybe we're all beyond repair. I can't go on the way I'm living, but I don't have the power to die.

#submission #ballroompink #the avengers #the leftovers #clint barton #natasha romanoff

Matt: Because, Jennifer, I'm on your side. I can handle you.

#submission #ballroompink #the avengers #nobody wants this #matt murdock #jennifer walters

Valentina: Oh, my god! I just hate all of them! I, uh, hate men. Everett, Nick...Even when I’m fucking the cute young ones, I just like to take my hand...and just, pfft! Crunch their face into the pillow. Just hard, because they are just so...free.

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Laura: What kinds of things did you do? Clint: Left a trail of red across the world as I traded friends like objects I could use. Hurt more lives than I can count on my hands, but all of that was to bring me back to you. So, tell me: would you fall in love with me again if you knew all I've done? Laura: I will fall in love with you over and over again. I don't care how, where, or when; no matter how long it's been, you're mine. Don't tell me you're not the same person, you're always my husband and I've been waiting, waiting...

#submission #prosepeare #the avengers #epic the musical #laura barton #clint barton #hawkeye

Bob: They told me that the wiring was somehow all misfiring and screwing up the signals in my brain. And then they told me chemistry, the juice and not the circuitry, was mixing up and making me insane. What happens when the burn has healed when the skin has not regrown? What happens when the cast, at last, comes off, and then you find the break was always in another bone? What happens if the drugs weren't really in control? What happens if the cut, the burn, the break was never in my brain, or in my blood, but in my soul?

#submission #prosepeare #the avengers #next to normal #bob reynolds #sentry #thunderbolts

Natasha: Little bit of pain never hurt anybody, if you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

Steve: Natasha, is there something we should know about you?

Tony: I'm not sure what's more worrying, the job or your past.

#submission #goodtimesgreatmemories #the avengers #lock stock and two smoking barrels #natasha romanoff #steve rogers #tony stark

Alexei: [to Dreykov] You lied to me for months because of Gorbachev?

#submission #ballroompink #the avengers #the americans #alexei shostakov #general dreykov

Billy: Agatha, I'm sorry I got you into this mess. Forget about me, save yourself if you can.

Agatha: [escapes]

Billy: Well, if it's that easy...

#submission #prosepeare #the avengers #phineas and ferb #billy maximoff #agatha harkness

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