Be kind to People.

18•ftm•pansexual VACCINATE THE CHILDREN SAVE THE PLANET DO NOT BE DICK

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bigromance]

Get you a party this lit

[bogfox]

I know this is a standard party but I can’t help but bring my 

[bigromance]

It is approved, I also present this roster update.

[umbral-fantome]

That Paladin fashion gets a 10/10 from me

[3000s]

the "pennywise is surprisingly homophobic" screenshot kills me bc im trying to imagine a point in time where someone watched IT and went "the clown thats killing all these people is probably a gay rights activist on the side though"

[3000s]

pennywise is in the sewer writing snapchat articles for pink news

[3000s]

the "pennywise is surprisingly homophobic" screenshot kills me bc im trying to imagine a point in time where someone watched IT and went "the clown thats killing all these people is probably a gay rights activist on the side though"

[3000s]

pennywise is in the sewer writing snapchat articles for pink news

[toastbutteregg]

im sorry but I can never be trusted with food

[a-flickering-soul]

*takes a fat sip of my tea* what a great day to remember that you cannot “detox” your body, nor do you need to!!! your liver works very hard to do that for you (your liver, coincidentally, does not need to be “detoxed” either).

also a fantastic time to remember that detox/weight loss teas are diuretics and are designed to shit yourself to a certain weight, activated charcoal is useless unless administered as poison control by a medical professional, and please get yourself vaccinated!!!

[amishsicario]

this one enraged the witch fandom

[whitepeopletwitter]

[immortalcheesewedge]

i’m pretty sure this is what having a stroke feels like (x)

[ser0quel]

[derpomatic]

Are TikToks eligible for Academy awards?

[kaispeakshermind]

No joke I’m still laughing oh my gosh

[thoodleoo]

i think part of the reason why i love disney’s hercules so much is that the idea of a sassy hades resounds so deeply with me as a person who has siblings. like imagine if you were rich as fuck and had to live in what’s basically the flooded basement of the entire world while your brothers fart around banging everything in sight. if i had to live in a literal swamp and listen to stories about poseidon turning into a horse to get sexy with demeter i’d probably have no fucking patience too

[thoodleoo]

zeus: hey assfuck have you seen demeter’s kid

hades:

[chronophobica]

help me I’ve been laughing for the past 5 minutes

[babbyygirrrl]

You cannot get mad at your significant other for expressing what upsets them. You can’t. Even if it isn’t deep to you, it may be a serious matter to them. They’re upset for a reason. Genuine consideration is key.

[sleenie]

[blackarachnya]

[akron-squirrel-reblogs]

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

[acesartemis]

Aromantic has been added to the dictionary! All three words added! We did it!

I have exciting news! Merriam Webster has added aromantic to the dictionary! That means all three words we were asking them to add have been

ASEXUAL, AGENDER, AND AROMANTIC ARE NOW OFFICIAL WORDS IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY

[heyo-aro]

[yourfavehatespewdiepie]

You hate Pewdiepie!

[depressionopossum]

[caffeinated-cryptid]

today’s mood, brought to you by this text post:

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

[thenatsdorf]

Baby hears violin for the first time. (via AudreysMMB) [play to hear audio]

[breebro]

HE HUGGED HER LEG

[fangirltothefullest]

I love children experiencing music and things for the first time and just being SO happy that they do what makes sense to them, such as this little one hugging her leg, like they’re so sweet and pure and expressive and my heart is full!