Price just went up.

he was a fuck boi she said ur dick is too small boi aim: jb.man

[definitelyholdmetight]

am i adopted be honest

Who told you!?

[jackofsuburbia-blog]

i’ve always known deep down

[fairxweathers-blog]

Jack should get on aim.

[jackofsuburbia-blog]

stop nudging me

[moistcrumbs-blog]

jesus Christ how many kids does Patrick have?

[definitelyholdmetight]

More than I anticipated! But all are welcome. I’ve got enough dad jokes to go around.

[jackofsuburbia-blog]

daddy

[jackofsuburbia-blog]

my father @stumpomaticc is here

[damnitrian]

this is an important one. everyone who has supported us throughout the years means the world. :-)

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

i personally love to over analyze everything and suffer

[fairxweathers-blog]

@jackofsuburbia get on aIM

[jackofsuburbia-blog]

what

[verybee]

the kind of music asks i always want to see

so i made my own list:

1.    a song from the year you were born 2.    a song that reminds you of school 3.    a song tied to a specific moment in your life 4.     a song that is not sung in your native language 5.     a song over 5 minutes long 6.     a song under 2 minutes long 7.     an instrumental 8.     a classical piece 9.     a song with no percussion 10.   something you’ve heard performed live 11.   something you’d give ANYTHING to hear performed live 12.   a song by an artist who’s from where you’re from (town/city/state/country) 13.   a song made suddenly precious because of a special someone 14.   a song made suddenly awful because of a special someone 15.   something to BELT SHAMELESSLY/do DIVA HANDS to 16.   something to SCREAM ALONG to 17.   a song for raging 18.   a song that demands lipsyncing into a makeshift microphone 19.   the last song you had stuck in your head 20.   a song you’re dying to master all the words to 21.   a song that you could SLAY at karaoke 22.   a song you can’t help but dance to 23.   a song that makes you want to dance on a table 24.   a song that makes you wanna STRIP 25.   a song with a great music video 26.   a song that makes you act out the music video when you hear it 27.   a song with counting 28.   a song with spelling 29.   a song with lots of clapping 30.   a song 40 years older than you 31.   a song you wish your parents didn’t know the words to 32.   a song whose lyrics shocked you once you were old enough to understand them 33.   a song you have ZERO patience for 34.   a song you’d like your favorite artist to cover 35.   a great song you discovered thanks to a movie 36.   a great song you discovered thanks to television 37.   a song you’re ashamed to have in your music library 38.   ok what’s the song you were too ashamed to even post for #37 39.   the most played song in your music library 40.   favorite disney song

[fairxweathers-blog]

THIS is Albus. He stole my hat so I made him wear it. Everyone say hello to Albus Weathers.

[jackofsuburbia-blog]

he's beautiful

[jackofsuburbia-blog]

toothless drake wants 2 gum u

this is the one time that i'm actually good

[jackofsuburbia-blog]

r u turned in when someone tongue punches ur pee hole :/

yea :/

[jackofsuburbia-blog]

We doin anons now?

[kindahypedboy-blog]

anyone: so howre you feeling me: *x-files theme song*

[recentgooglesearches]

what does it mean when a guy says hi to you 

[fakemindreader]

marry a man that can give you tons of notes and also money, that’s important 

[jackofsuburbia-blog]

so me

[jackofsuburbia-blog]

listen I’m honestly just surprised that none of you guys have sued us yet for plagiarism 

[jackofsuburbia-blog]

this is like our parents are fighting over who gets custody over us