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If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

lookingforsarahjay

Oh man, are we talking about Snape wives?? I because every time I remember them I just have to stare off into the distance for a while.

crunchbuttsteak

I’d have three nickels.

len-yan

poise, personal piece for july. this one was quite calming to work on.

blackqueerblog

So answer is yes we do want an Indian Cinderella next

daniel-oneiroi

fuck yeah I mean can you IMAGINE the dresses?! just anarkali style alone

i mean

any of these

could easily fit the profile

pumpkinminette

Fuck yeah i want an Indian Cinderella

angel-starbeam

Yes.

datfearlessfangirl

YES GIVE ME THAT DIVERSITY.

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

UNIRONICALLY GIVE ME INDIAN CINDERELLA

brilcrist

‪Morning routine of Shinra's crew (minus Elena, i'll work on her later🙏🏻)

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moonwatcher13

As someone who ran track and cross country for 4 years in high school, this always fucking mystified me the most out of all the insane shit PE had us do.

Track and field club taught all new runners how to properly warm up, stretch, pace, etc. Its a process, and doing it properly takes 15-20 minutes to make sure your body is ready so you dont hurt yourself.

PE didnt do jack shit, they just said "go run a mile" so 70% of the fucking kids sprinted flat out the first lap and basically walked the other 3. Multiple people did it in boots or tennis shoes. I'm amazed more of them didnt pull a muscle or worse in the process.

I dont know what the purpose of PE was, but it sure as shit wasnt proper exercise. And I think a lot of people suffered for that. If they spent the time teaching us about the importance of physical health, proper nutrition, how to safely stretch/exercise, etc, we would all be better off now.

renthony

Let's be real, PE exists to shame and torture the fat kids, and for pretty much no other reason.

genderfluid-and-confuzled

*Insert that thing with all the people who dread gym*

homemade-potato

this one?

jackquen

OVERWEIGHT ASTHMATIC POC ☠️☠️☠️

Gym was my personal hell

petitcho

いちごカスタードワッフル + いちごタワーワッフル

africant

lilithminded

this hit me like a bus

nastynas1991

I’ll reblog it till my fingers bleed

bianzr

sad-arcana-au

Me writing sexy fan fiction:

The people reading it:

learninglinguist

Link to the original tweet

#truth

bob-belcher

nepofledgling

Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? :)

A mutant: sure what’s it called?

Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants

Mutant: w

Mutant: why’s it called that

jakemorph

like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”

xplainthexmen

…

this is an exceptionally valid point.

elfwreck

Evil Queer Alliance…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

SIGN ME UP

kittydesade

Nasty cockroach motherfuckers.

digitaldiscipline

For clarity on the previous remark:

https://twitter.com/meakoopa/status/742238554093281280?lang=en

thecollectibles

Art by Fiona Hsieh

ex0skeletal-undead

Vampire by Betty Jiang

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greelin

“scythes are impractical battle weapons” you say but i can’t hear you over the swish swish of my huge fucking scythe, which is cool

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eternal-fractal

Oh! Ive actually done a bit of research on this! I found some scythe like weapon alternatives that work well as weapons while still maintaining the aesthetic!

deepfried-dildos

@masochist-incarnate WHAT ARE THEY

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eternal-fractal

IM SO GODDAMN FUCKING GLAD YOU ASKED

First, let’s start with war picks, also known as horsemans picks, or nadziaks. they look like this to start:

these weapons were fucking INCREDIBLE at piercing through steel plate armor, and was highly used by calvary in the 17th century with origins in the middle east and europe, not only were these functional weapons, but they were good, your armor wouldn’t protect you from a swing of this, and its not like not wearing armor would do you any good.

Next we have kamas, which look like this,

kamas are essentially the daggers of scythes, even being used for farming asian crops, they don’t have any real downside, and are even heavily used in martial arts

next, would be zaghals, or for long, indian zaghal axes, which look like this

these were made for a similar use as the war pick, but it’s structured to be a sharper edge with a reinforced point, which allowed it to pierce through armor, like the war pick, but kept the sides sharper, allowing it to cut more effectively, and the handles on them are short and long depending on preference.

Next we have indo persian war hammers, which look like this:

These ones come closest to the scythe in visual terms in my opinion, and are also my favourite, these ones are still armor evicerating, but have a counterweight hammer on the other side, which helps stabilise the swing, and adds more momentum, along with being a hammer on the other side.

And finally, we have the war scythe, which looks like this.

i know what you’re thinking, and yeah! i agree! its not a scythe like weapon, its a bad looking spear! these were made when farmers found out that their farming scythes were pretty sucky weapons and did like shit, so they repositioned the blade on the pole to be more usable! I hate this and i didn’t want to include this, but i have to because one of you fucks will do a 3 second google search and ask “what about war scythes” because you think you know more than me! i hate this weapon!