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Okay this is probably my favorite video so far on my channel! I want to thank everyone for there support on my YouTube and the lovely comments about the humour of the video :)

jacksepticcookiecrumble

she lost 5k subscribers after a hack and lost her channel! Lets help her get back on track by supporting her.

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callmearcturus

What just happened on CNN? Im at work and so wasn’t somewhere I could watch

Sure I’ll sum up.

So there was a very good peaceful protest by.... Lafayette Park? Right outside the White House. They were chanting, they had multiple reporters in the crowd, it was fucking CHILL, people were waiting for Trump to do a speech in the Rose Garden.

Then, out of nowhere, truly NOWHERE, the cops closed in from three directions and threw gas into the crowd. They used rubber bullets on the crowd IMMEDIATELY. One dude told the reporter “They don’t care about news, move.” They drove out the totally fucking peaceful, pre-curfew protestors.

They moved them all out, and Trump started speaking, and you could hear the fucking gas going off over his speech. CNN fucking did a splitscreen to show the peopple being shoved back as the motherfucker stood up there and said he would protect our rights and would mobilize the military against people.

Then back to the reporters, and everyone was forced further and further away. One woman on a bike told the reporter “They are getting the water cannons ready, you wanna move.”

TURNS OUT.

ALL OF THIS.

WAS BECAUSE TRUMP WANTED A PHOTO OP AT THE CHURCH ACROSS THE STREET. HE WANTED THEM OUT OF THE WAY SO HE COULD STAND WITH A BIBLE IN FRONT OF A CHURCH.

Even CNN is calling him a dictator, at 7PM.

Then the Illinois governor came out and called him a racist, xenophobic, misogynistic failure.

ETA: OH AND AFTER THE FACT one of the CNN ppl said that the cops claimed they gave three warnings to the crowd to disperse. There were reporters literally in the crowd, and didn’t mention hearing anything along those lines and where as shocked as anyone when the crowd was forced to move. So they’re fucking lying.

kenmarlenn

Jack: Augh I slit your throat!! That’s nasty, who taught me how to do that?!

Theorists:

wolfandrain

Sean’s Dead Eyed Stare - A Saga

Man he’s so GOOD at that face it’s TERRIFYING

tracobuttons

Same heckin' energy!!!

happifying-things

blizzardofjj

someone doesnt want to face the day

gif87a-com

Noot Noot

slavetomyheadcanon

I don’t know what it is, but the second one splashing into the water cracks me up hard core, like literal tears streaming out of my eyes I’m laughing so hard.

carrotsforferrets-deactivated20

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

undoherdamage

@mynameiseyyyyyy

bunjywunjy

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

cacklebarnacle

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

bethstaylor-deactivated20200201

okay but like 👀👀

i’m onto u seán

lilsketchpiece

Every 31st October in JSE Community

jacksepticcookiecrumble

I feel mentally attacked

jse-egopocalypse

SO, WHEN IS THE MAKEUP TUTORIAL SEAN?

therealjacksepticeye

When it arrives!

Havent you noticed Darkiplier is more glitchy and says we are going around in circles.. but now anti doesnt glitch much and stares like dark use to do... are they now linked :o