[urie]

i love to have a hobby

[urie]

my hobby is looking at two guys and saying Now whats all this then

[relatabby]

Got really freaked out that there was something wrong with my outfit because everyone was staring at me on the metro. Got super self conscious and went to the bathroom at work to see what could be wrong. Genuinely think they were just admiring my beauty because the only thing I thought was holy shit I look good.

[relatabby]

Guys I have one of those jobs were you open a couple of emails, do a couple of tasks and then nothing for the rest of the day. Please give me things to do on my computer all day.

[pisshandkerchief]

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

[visenyaism]

watching gay porn: and how does the 2018 washington capitals Stanley cup win affect this

[saskamagina]

A Hockey Love Story: Laura Stacey and Marie-Philip Poulin navigate marriage and career 

[segamascott]

[grogumaximus]

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[thumping-whumper]

Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!

[rainybelieverland]

please be somewhere tonight (12,777 words) by halidan Chapters: 2/4 Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Macklin Celebrini/Will Smith (b. 2005), Will Smith (Hockey RPF b. 2005)/Will Vote, Will Smith (Hockey RPF b. 2005)/Original Male Character(s), Will Smith (Hockey RPF b. 2005)/Dan Holland, Macklin Celebrini/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Will Smith (Hockey RPF b. 2005), Colleen Smith (Hockey RPF), Macklin Celebrini, Dan Holland, Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Will Vote (Hockey RPF) Additional Tags: walk with me and imagine an AU where being will smith hockey does not make the world fall at your feet Summary: It wasn't mind-blowing or anything, probably, by an objective standard. Maybe to Will, but just because he didn’t have that much to compare it to. It was better than Voter’s complete lack of enthusiasm, and it was better than closing his eyes and pretending a girl was Mack, or whoever back before he knew Mack.

hope everyone is ready for will smith hockey having a whole bunch of unenjoyable hookups with mid dudes! also featuring his mom and possible guest appearance from pope leo. stunning cover artwork by ME with assist from @zejeni and some of the many people who have been blessed/moved/had their lives changed by this story along the way......

[righthandarm-man]

can you remember the name of every person you’ve kissed?

yes, I remember all their names

I could name most of them but there are few I can’t remember

if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces

i’m not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half

I can’t remember more than one or two names

I’ve never kissed a soul and want to see the results

Remaining time: 1 day 12 hours

[guiltfactory]

(gestures toward your protégé) you know that thing would fuck you if you died, right?

[relatabby]

Sometimes I worry I’m a bad person because I don’t bless people when they sneeze. It’s just people don’t usually bless me when I sneeze (my sneezes sound more like coughs), and so I got the thought that I wouldn’t bless them either. Now I think that’s rude of me but I’m so out of the habit I never even think of it until someone else says bless you. But overall I think blessing someone when they sneeze is really dumb. All they did was a bodily function that no one would even think twice about if we didn’t recognize it. Then they have to say thank you? Like why is this a product?

[unusual-suspects]

x

[shisasan]

wishing all my followers unexpected good news and something that restores their faith a little

[cheerio-charcuterie-board]

How it feels to take a shower