you are a getaway car, a rush of blood to the head

he/him | 18 | side blog (sadly) do NOT let your kids watch fight club, they will turn gay (speaking from experience)

[jackshomoeroticthoughts]

sometimes babygirl is just edward norton in fight club promo pics

[jackshomoeroticthoughts]

abandoning this blog (temporarily) because i'm gen pissed my messages are disabled and i have no way of fixing it

[paperstreetlocal]

it really hurts me how most real world fc "fans" either dont care for, dont remember or think the narrator is irrelevant. oh tyler and that guy. oh yeah thats tyler and tyler. Fuck You

[jackshomoeroticthoughts]

why can't i send messages from this blog

[jackshomoeroticthoughts]

last night i dreamt i was watching a remastered version of fight club that was at least 20 minutes longer and entirely different (and lowkey boring)

[paperstreetlocal]

i think abt this pic often

[tall-willows]

[takeme2theriver]

outfit swap & messing around with gradient maps ^_^

[jackshomoeroticthoughts]

the events of fight club wouldn't have occurred if the narrator had a cat that hated everyone except (maybe) him

[uselessrena]

jack crawford stronger than me cause if i pulled up to a guy's house years after his life-threatening injuries and subsequent resigning and asked him to work on one more case and revisit the dude who almost killed him and he hit me with those

sad blue puppydog eyes i would've been like i'm so sorry i'm so goddamn sorry do you need me to kill myself

[jackshomoeroticthoughts]

anyone who only watches 💔

[kaydeneatsboys]

edward norton was such a good casting for the narrator he lowk looks like a penguin in the most positive way possible

[flightorfightclub]

'Cause you can look right through me, walk right by me, and never know I'm there.

[jackshomoeroticthoughts]

brokeback mountain would have lasted like 20 mins if they were in it

[jackshomoeroticthoughts]

sorry i haven't been posting lately, i think i ran out of things to say

[jackshomoeroticthoughts]

ever since i found out edward norton could have played tom in the talented mr. ripley i haven't stopped thinking about it. don't get me wrong, matt damon was great and all, but i genuinely think norton would have killed it. although, maybe it's for the best. fight club wouldn't be the same without him.

[ikeaboyy]

These two meeting would be insane