hot stuff

[demidorks]

Annabeth: If you want to take on the CHB, you’ll have to go through me!

Percy: And me.

Rachel: You don’t want to mess with us.

Percy: She’s a hair puller.

[howelljenkins]

if i met annabeth chase in real life i’d think she was a republican at first sight and that’s that

[sofiahahaaa]

explain

[howelljenkins]

rich white girl from virginia with curly blonde hair who carries weapons and probably wears camo

[howelljenkins]

[viria]

It felt like summer When I kissed you in the rain And I know your story But tell me again<3

[mythomagicannabeth]

annabeth: what’s your street name

percy: lil perce

annabeth: you live on a street called lil perce??

[demidorks]

percy: my name is percy jackson.

percy: i'm twelve years old.

percy: until a few months ago, i was a boarding student at yancy academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate new york.

percy: am i a troubled kid?

percy: bitch i might be

[acarnelian]

Blitz: Soo.. do you like Alex?

Magnus: WHAT?! No! Ew, gross.

Hearthstone, signing: I heard that lie and I’m fuckin deaf

[demidorks]

hi i love hazel levesque, she’s my light and my life.

[jacksons-thing]

“Nothing in life is free.”

Percy: Life is free.

Jason: Adventure is free.

Carter: Knowledge is free.

Magnus: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

[helyeahmangocheese]

Remember when we were just joking about how fierrochase could be canon because it’s called she ship of the dead lol haha but then… then it actually happened. That was wild

[anxiouspineapples]

chasexjackson said: jason grace in glasses pls

[anxiouspineapples]

couldn’t resist. he’s embarrassed.

[ananbeth]

*SCREECHES* this is pERFECT

[jacksons-thing]

Percy: My life is complicated enough and the last thing I need is more drama.

Gods: Hey, Percy.

Percy: Hello, drama.

[jacksons-thing]

Percy: Nice, Jason! High five!

Jason: *Gives him a high five*

Percy: *Intertwines fingers*

Jason: Wh-

Percy: I’m in love with you.

[taylorswi13-blog]

*drunkenly pours vodka in the ground for Hades and Persephone* get lit y'all

[jacksons-thing]

Percy: I don't understand.

Jason: Neither do I!

Percy: Okay, then.

Percy: Glad we settled that.

[jacksons-thing]

Nico: I made a mistake and I deserve to die for a few hours.

Annabeth [not looking up from laptop]: What happened?

Nico: I forgot how to English when I was trying to talk with Will earlier.

Annabeth: So you spoke in Italian? That's cool.

Nico: No. I forgot how to Italian too. I ended up just saying a bunch of blah jibberish spluff.

Annabeth: Not cool

[jacksons-thing]

Leo: Nico, you’re losing a lot of blood. It looks like your’re going to need a blood transfusion. What’s your blood type?

Nico, coughing: B Positive.

Leo: I’m trying, but you’re losing a lot of blood Nico.

[fierrochaseing]

this means war