Literally God lmao

Welcome to my hamburger hell, my name is Jack and I will be your tour guide. || gone, gone / thank you

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

im down for mcdonalds. remember to grab some fries for randy!

he’s going on a sodium diet rn :// will get him a mcflurry tho

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

space jam is a real thing and tastes great on toast.

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

You learn to drive yet? I wanna get some Mcnuggets

i mean i can travel across space and time without being tied down so uh yeah ykw mcdonalds would be good

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

how's the throne?

good, i get milk shakes for free

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

hey guys totally been awhile ask time :)))))))

[thatisahotsoup-deactivated20220]

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

water and pasta . Sqooshy Sqooshy.

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

the fuck does this mean

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

you guys want my god workshift playlist

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

To think I’ll be old like Cas and the Winchesters one day... funny.

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

if i age like this pls pull the plug.

[officiallysamwinchester-deactiv]

Haha same

[officiallysamwinchester-deactiv]

Wait-

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

pulling the plug for you rn...🧘🏼

[officiallysamwinchester-deactiv]

On my way to super mega turbo hell 🏃🏻‍♂️💨

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

To think I’ll be old like Cas and the Winchesters one day... funny.

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

if i age like this pls pull the plug.

[officiallysamwinchester-deactiv]

Haha same

[officiallysamwinchester-deactiv]

Wait-

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

pulling the plug for you rn...🧘🏼

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

To think I’ll be old like Cas and the Winchesters one day... funny.

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

if i age like this pls pull the plug.

[trixterarchangel]

gabe, please stop sam from using the genz slang. hes using it all wrong

Who do you think taught him that?

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

I’m begging you to stop. Unteach him please.

[trixterarchangel]

Listen, I’m not the God of Tricks and Lies and Mischief for nothing, alright?

My //husband// is doing is best here.

@officiallysamwinchester, go spill the tea, snatch all the wigs!

[officiallysamwinchester-deactiv]

See? That’s why I married you. You’re a…real one. You..slay. And you’re a snack.

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

I’m actually crying s t o p

[officiallysamwinchester-deactiv]

Are you saying..this ain’t it..?

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

That’s it I’m calling the police—-

[officiallysamwinchester-deactiv]

Let’s do it I know the law

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

I swear to my bastard of a grandpa above,,,

[officiallysamwinchester-deactiv]

Language! My wig is snatched!

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

this aged,,,, so nicely

[officiallysamwinchester-deactiv]

We really defeated God just for Dean to turn himself into a shish kebab like 2 fucking days later.

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

it’s not funny but

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

you got any godly plans?

1. ????

2. blow up the moon in another alternate universe and sees what happens

3. stand on saturn

4. ask cas to do all the important stuff

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

Sooooooo, still feeling up to turning pluto into a lava lamp? May as well end this hell year with a bang

absolutely.

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

im god 😎😎😎😎

[officiallysamwinchester-deactiv]

I’m old now.

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

your wig fuckin sucks ass ❤️