My own private witness protection!

Good news, I made a friend-ish.

…. Do I want to know who that is?

Probably not. You guys would get along too well.

#saying we won't get along too well doesn't exactly narrow down the list of people

Who is it?

Good news, I made a friend-ish.

.... Do I want to know who that is?

#((this comes super late i'm sorry)#Trickster asks #Jack #jackthegenzkid

Hey Gabe? Could i get some justice? One of my managers last night was insinuating that i should date him, even when i told him i wasn't interested, and im super uncomfortable

I’m gonna make it look like an accident

#if he gets too touchy tho see that you get his ass kicked out #sue him if necessary #this shit is serious and please get some help if he is too persistant #Trickster Asks #Anonymous

Remember my driving lessons with Sam?

Sam: GABRIEL YOU JUST HIT A KID!!

Gabriel: Well they should not be on the road!!

Sam: YOU'RE DRIVING ON THE SIDEWALK!!!!!!!!

#about how it went down #Sam WInchester #Supernatural #Trickster posts #a shit post #this is gonna be a shitpost account lmaooo

I was told I always have a serious expression on my face and that people wonder what I'm thinking. In reality, the Wii music is playing in my head

#How else am i supposed to drown out the constant chatter #trickster posts #a shit post

Sam and I were fighting and I yelled “Get down on my level!”

and he had the audacity to reply with

“but bending down hurts my knees”

We could see eye to eye if you’d just climb on a chair or two-

#keep making jokes and I will pull a trick or two on you

Compared to my True Form, you are a MOUSE.

Sam and I were fighting and I yelled “Get down on my level!”

and he had the audacity to reply with

“but bending down hurts my knees”

#i am still speechless #SORRY THIS VESSEL IS NOT A GIANT LIKE YOU #a shitpost #trickster posts #Sam Winchester

Lucifer? Fuck you

Dean? Fuck you

Rowena? Fuck you

Sam? Fuck me

#a shit post #also smth i saw in a TikTok lmao #officiallysamwinchester

Dad help I committed murder

Same

turtlelover59

I’m concerned now—

#did you ever watch these two closely #a bit more off the road and they'd be serial killers #well they kind of are already #for the supernatural world at least

We’ve all committed a murder at least once. No need to be concerned.

Would you put on a horse costume for Gabriel, I'm asking for a friend

Sorry to disappoint but I am not a furry. And Gabriel didn’t actually fuck a horse.

#i'm drunk as Hell #Sam i love you #trickster posts

Y’all heard him say it!

#that's why it is a MYTH

We’re ‘boutta get rip-roaring drunk!!!!!!

if you’re an (arch)angel and you wanna get wasted, don’t fear, Asgardian alcohol is here for you

Gold and feathers

~Egypt, a long time ago~

Gabriel closed his eyes, face turned towards the sun.

Egypt had changed since the time Lucifer had taken him down to earth to see it, to marvel at their Father’s creation, the beauty of it. The sand became gold in the fading light of the sun.

Gabriel sighed.

He had not been on earth for a long time. For a moment, the angel glanced up into the sky, wondering if Heimdall was able to see him.

Gabriel had changed as well. He was no longer “Gabriel”, he was “Loki”. The Archangel Gabriel, messenger of God, youngest of the first.... that one had died a very long time ago. Now there was only Loki, the Trickster, God of Lies and Mischief.

He turned his head. A smile grazed his lips but it was a sad one. Earth held bitter memories, of a fallen brother showing him around, and of a goddess made from fire who had showed him lust and passion, who had completely stripped him from any heavenly essence.

Kali showed him how to use his body for pleasure, even if it had mostly been her pleasure.

Maybe he should go to find her. Or maybe....

Gabriel’s eyes found the lazy stream of water in the distance. The big river looked like molten gold and Gabriel felt an inexplicable tug to go towards it.

So he did.

It felt peaceful to watch the water flow and Gabriel stepped forward, walked through the wet sand. He didn’t bother with sandals; nothing would affect him anway. Gabriel stood in the current, the water flowing around his ankles and he simply //listened//. To the sounds around him....

and to the heartbeat of another person.

Someone was coming.

Gabriel didn’t move.

#ayyyYYYY #what better place to meet than by the Nile #RP Starter #officiallysamwinchester

tbh I kinda wish I had a family member like Baloo. Sadly, I’m stuck with off-brand Kuzco and Belle but way taller.

At least he hasnt been turned into a llama yet. Or are we on the Emperors New School part of the timeline

It isn’t difficult to imagine Uncle Gabe as a llama and that scares me.

He was a horse once. But he denies it.

wh…why was he a horse

Are you calling that education, Sammich?

Spread lies about good ol’ Norse mythology? AND mentally scarring that poor kid here?

You fucked that horse. I won’t believe anything else.

WHAT

He fucked a horse.

I DID NOT FUCK A HORSE

That’s exactly what a horsefucker would say.

Uncle Gabe’s a horsefucker I guess

Not just a horse. I studied the mythology

Run that by me again

I’ll let you know that MOST PARTS of mythology have been made up!

The horse thing is NOT true!!

(This is why the Flood happened, because humans can’t keep their mouths shut)

tbh I kinda wish I had a family member like Baloo. Sadly, I’m stuck with off-brand Kuzco and Belle but way taller.

At least he hasnt been turned into a llama yet. Or are we on the Emperors New School part of the timeline

It isn’t difficult to imagine Uncle Gabe as a llama and that scares me.

He was a horse once. But he denies it.

wh…why was he a horse

Are you calling that education, Sammich?

Spread lies about good ol’ Norse mythology? AND mentally scarring that poor kid here?

You fucked that horse. I won’t believe anything else.

WHAT

He fucked a horse.

I DID NOT FUCK A HORSE

That’s exactly what a horsefucker would say.

Uncle Gabe’s a horsefucker I guess

I will smite you both!!!!!!

tbh I kinda wish I had a family member like Baloo. Sadly, I’m stuck with off-brand Kuzco and Belle but way taller.

At least he hasnt been turned into a llama yet. Or are we on the Emperors New School part of the timeline

It isn’t difficult to imagine Uncle Gabe as a llama and that scares me.

He was a horse once. But he denies it.

wh…why was he a horse

Are you calling that education, Sammich?

Spread lies about good ol’ Norse mythology? AND mentally scarring that poor kid here?

You fucked that horse. I won’t believe anything else.

WHAT

He fucked a horse.

I DID NOT FUCK A HORSE

That’s exactly what a horsefucker would say.

#s T O P #I WANT A DIVORCE

THE WRATH OF GOD IS ABOUT TO HIT YOU

tbh I kinda wish I had a family member like Baloo. Sadly, I’m stuck with off-brand Kuzco and Belle but way taller.

At least he hasnt been turned into a llama yet. Or are we on the Emperors New School part of the timeline

It isn’t difficult to imagine Uncle Gabe as a llama and that scares me.

He was a horse once. But he denies it.

wh…why was he a horse

Are you calling that education, Sammich?

Spread lies about good ol’ Norse mythology? AND mentally scarring that poor kid here?

You fucked that horse. I won’t believe anything else.

WHAT

He fucked a horse.

#BLASPHEMY #LIES AND SLANDER

I DID NOT FUCK A HORSE

tbh I kinda wish I had a family member like Baloo. Sadly, I’m stuck with off-brand Kuzco and Belle but way taller.

Are Kuzco and Belle (way taller) allegories for me and Sam?

Cause I was about to say that you can have Baloo, just ASK - but not like that, young man!

I’ve asked for so many things politely and then get the complete opposite of what I asked for, so I thought changing it around would work but I guess not.