yeehaws (in anger)

acacia cassidy. wife. mother. professional makeup artist. angry and aggressive former emo kid. closed rpg! outsiders and minors dni. mun is 31.

[jackwhorence]

he's so much hotter when he's pissed.

[jackwhorence]

spent halloween giving out candy while the husband brought the kids out and about, and now celebrating my birthday being woken up in bed with breakfast. this marriage thing rocks pretty hard.

[jackwhorence]

husband out here ranting about seabiscuit to me rn and i'm willing to pay 30 bucks to whoever punches max over this and tells him it's a receipt from me.

[gunsupx]

I think he's in love with me

[jackwhorence]

bro

[jackwhorence]

loml 🖤

[jackwhorence]

😍

[jackwhorence]

🖤🖤🖤

[jackwhorence]

i've never been more attracted to him.

[jackwhorence]

yeehaw.

[jackwhorence]

maybelline sponsoring means i better get a ton of free lifter lip glosses and liners, all im saying.

[jackwhorence]

yessssss, firework, and it's pretty damn good. some people aren't a fan of it but i think it's just the tubing learning curve.

[jackwhorence]

maybelline sponsoring means i better get a ton of free lifter lip glosses and liners, all im saying.

[speakofthedevlin]

Where is the

[jackwhorence]

gimmie the fit me powders. gimmie a bunch of mascara. gimmie some superstay. gimmie gimmie.

[jackwhorence]

maybelline sponsoring means i better get a ton of free lifter lip glosses and liners, all im saying.

[jackwhorence]

What’s up meatsacks? m3gan knows how to throw a party 💖💕💓

[jackwhorence]

when you love that he's not near the bucks in a positive manner, but hate that he's near swerve in any positive manner whatsoever.

[thatbadomen]

At least it’s some kind of upgrade, right?

[jackwhorence]

one broke into the house with our sons but two are the bucks............... it balances out.

[jackwhorence]

when you love that he's not near the bucks in a positive manner, but hate that he's near swerve in any positive manner whatsoever.

[jackwhorence]

[jackwhorence]

When will my husband yell at ME, though, dude.

[thatbadomen]

Have you tried letting the deer into his garden on purpose?

[jackwhorence]

Yeah. But he knows the deer make me happy 'cause they're cute and fill my need to align with nature's wisdom. So he can't get that mad. Which ... Smh.