𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥 places.

WELCOME TO THE END OF ERAS       !       ice has melted back to life,       done my time       &        served my sentence       :       dress me up   &      watch me     die     !      if it feels good,          tastes good, it     must      be       MINE     !  dynasty decapitated,       you just might see a ghost        tonight.

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ansem‌.

             predictably, ansem warbeck recoiled as if reagan had popped out from behind a very large bush, obscuring him from sight.  in truth, ansem had been squinting down at a map, turned around twice on his way on his way to moribund’s.  he was pretty sure the place was cloaked with the fidelius charm;  it was the only reason he could come up with why he hadn’t managed to find it in the last hour he’d been roaming.  though he was relieved to see a friendly face, the snake that accompanied his former housemate kept him keeping a safe distance between them.  the last time ansem had been up close and personal with a snake, it had been an animagus in disguise.  while he was pretty sure reagan’s snake WASN’T, he’d rather be safe than sorry. 

     “ not exactly. “  he responded dryly.  he tucked the map into his back pocket, obscuring it from view.  “ i was looking for my brother. “  it was an unusual line, given that ansem was usually trying to stay as far away from his brother arson as humanly possible.  then again, it wasn’t that unorthodox to see ansem drug into his family’s problems … no matter how badly he tried to distance himself.  “ shady guy, shady place, it seemed like a no brainer. “  he grinned.  “ don’t tell me you actually BELIEVE in that wishing nonsense … “

「 ✨ ansem mentioned a canon magical object x3 」 「 ✨ ansem mentioned a magical subject. 」 

the face reagan pulled was one of confusion; a small tilt of a head, a light furrow of his eyebrows and the trick was done ! but it was gleaming with something akin to amusement, too. ansem’s comment about that wishing nonsense would have been received with an agreement if reagan wasn’t the, you know, traditional wizard born to two pureblooded families from the wizarding world that have been faithful to crystals, charms, magical altars, sigils and shooting stars for centuries. he snorted. “ don’t tell me you don’t believe in the magic behind the shooting stars ? ” he threw the question back to ansem, waiting for his response while pulling his silver pocket watch out of his pocket to check the time. “ it should be starting soon, actually, ” he said, tucking the watch back into the pocket of his coat. “ maybe you could use that wish to find your brother, ” he grinned, tapping the cover of his grimoire with his knuckle. “ and i have the wishing spell right here. somewhere. ” reagan shrugged. “ i will find it. ” reagan snickered, giving the cover another tap. “ you should give it a try tonight. what are you going to lose from wishing on a star ? ” he raised an eyebrow at the other. “ then i will invite you a drink. deal ? ”

「 ☘️ reagan used a felix felicis boost. 」 「 ✨  reagan has mentioned a canon magical object. x9 」  「 ✨  reagan has brought up a canon magical object. x5 」

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       open to one character reply.

“ uh oh, wix in sight. ” biscuit the albino snake, short in length, clever as merlin and twice as sly, hissed lowly to a very distracted reagan, forcing him to come into a slow, casual halt before he bumped into said wix. “ wotcher. ” the wizard goes lazily, looking rather disinterested while looking up from the white off pages of the grimoire he has been flipping through since leaving the white wyvern. he closed it shut with a dull thud. the former slytherin immediately smiled, though; a little dimple even popping out from the marble of his features. 

“ planning to spell a wish upon a star in knockturn alley ? ” he questioned, his nose scrunching just the slightest as biscuit placed her head back on top of his shoulder, her form barely wrapped around his neck due to her size. “ that’s tacky. ” the low hiss coming from biscuit made him snort. he covered it up with a subtle clear of his throat. 「 ✨  reagan has mentioned a canon magical object. x5 」 「 ✨  reagan has brought up a canon magical object. x2 」 「 ✨  reagan has gone out with his familiar. 」

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alecto‌.

alecto let out a delicate chuckle at reagan’s response.  she took another sip of her firewhisky.  setting the glass down gently,  she refocused her attention to the auror trainee in front of her.  “  merlin knows.  i reckon he’s a bit busy being holed up in his flat.  you know him.  he loves his art. i’m probably going to pay him a visit sometime soon just to remind him that the outside world does in fact  EXIST.  maybe we’ll head to golden pine.  or diagon alley.  but i mean,  time is galleons  !  ”

「 ✨ alecto has brought up a canon object x4 」 「 ✨ alecto has brought up a magical subject 」 「 ✨ alecto has used a wizarding idiom x2 」 

“ you are making it seem like he hasn’t seen the light since graduatin’ hogwarts, ” reagan commented lazily, slowly tilting the glass from side to side to look the way the amber of the pure malt whisky moved inside of it. the wizard paused before pulling a face when he remembered how his very artistic family friend was. he shrugged. “ ...which sounds like nothing but the truth. ” he continued tilting the glass, at least until he was entertained enough to set it down on the counter. “ diagon alley ? that is so last year. ” he pulled the best british accent a french native could ever pull off, his french accent barely noticeable. truth be told, he was just copying the silly accent paulette absorbed in her short years as a hogwarts student. plus, it didn’t help that the young witch of the cardel-françoise family literally told him that once, word by word. “ perfect, right ? i have been perfectin’ it since i started to mimick snape in me’ second year. ” the auror trainee chuckled. “ but kidding. diagon alley is great but i do believe you should totally take him to golden pine instead. hey, even montegreedio could be a good start for him to remember that there’s an actual wizarding world. ” he nodded at his own words, resting his chin on his fist. “ i’ve been wantin’ to take tiffany to belladonna’s for a while, actually. but training always gets on the way and i am also trying to keep me’ galleons and sickles in me’ pocket for the sake of me not touchin’ my inheritance. i buy a lot o’ shit, ‘lecto, it’s moaning myrtle sad. ” the wizard scrunched his nose, snickering a little. 「 ✨  reagan has brought up a canon magical object. x11 」 「 ✨  reagan has mentioned a canon magical object. x7 」 「 ✨  reagan has commented on something found on the kiosk. x3 」

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zach‌.

″ i know !!″ zach continued the bit, putting on his best impression of an injured pup, pouting ever so slightly, eyes droopy with sadness. ″ people keep going on and on about the glitzy cauldron attack, but the real crime happening here is me still being single ! ″ brows furrowed in mock indignation, he emphasised every word with wild hand gestures, enough to spill over half of his drink were the mugs not enchanted with no-spill spells. ″ i’m glad at least one officer of the law cares about the real issues. i’ll personally write minister bagnold to compliment you, brave young man. ″ he patted reagan on the shoulder, a glint of genuine pride in his eyes. 

″ eh. ‘twas a better ending than most of my relationships, as you know well. ″ and boy, did he know. zach still remembered vividly the day after his breakup with mafe velasco, when he met with reagan in paris and recalled the previous night like his world had shattered to pieces. to a teenage heart, the end of a relationship and the apocalypse might as well be the same thing. ″ merlin, i forget you were a prefect. you got to admit, that is dorky. i guess it’s no surprise you became an auror, given how much you liked prefecting around. ″

「 ✨  zach has mentioned a canon object x5 」

「 ✨  zach used a wizarding idiom 」 

“ i would really appreciate that. ” reagan aww’d with a hand settled over the area of his heart. he placed his hand back to the table again, tapping his knuckles against the surface. “ you were at the glitzy cauldron attack, right ? ” he asked, his tone rather serious as he eyes the quidditch captain from his seat. “ considering you are right here in one piece means nothing happened to you. ” he scrunched his nose. weeks may have passed already, but the thought of the attack still made his stomach turn in an anxious nature. the wizard cleared his throat and sighed. “ that’s good. quick question, though: what were you even doing at a cauldron sale ? you. i should just kick ye’ arse right now for even darin’ to go there. ” “ oh, yeah. ” the mention of his failed relationships took reagan back to a particular summer of 1988 in wizarding paris, where the french natives met so the frantic younger one so he could talk about the reason behind his latest break up. it was so crazy. he could remember that the moment zach finished speaking, reagan immediately gave him his flask filled with firewhiskey. he deserved it. “ okay... i do agree with that. i liked prefecting everyone when it was needed. and to see your dumb rival that sported the gryffindor colors actually doing exactly what you told ‘em to do because you wore a prefect badge on your robe ? it was great. but at the same time ‘m pretty sure dumbledore made me a prefect so i could calm down from my mischievous days. ” he shrugged. “ the badge didn’t stop me from having fun, right... but at least i had my limits. ” 「 ✨  reagan has mentioned a canon magical object. x8 」 「 ✨  reagan has commented on something mentioned on the kiosk. 」

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tiffany‌.

    𝓛eeds was a strange place to house a wizards only apartment building in plain sight. With its peachy aged aesthetic, no ordinary muggle would suspect that behind the ordinary walls, on the floors above where the magical lifts hid, there was a witch with a feline like walk prowling the corridors. She tapped her ruby red nails against her box with holes punctured against it, her gait confident as she brushed against her neighbor who she was pretty sure was part goblin. Her dirt eyes were unapologetically empty, glossed over with a mischievousness that her old classmates from Hogwarts would recognize. If eyes were windows to the soul, then you could either see too little, or too much where Toufie Parkinson was concerned. “Honey,” she called. With a strong motion of her hand that verged on a swat, her package began to levitate. A more fluid motion followed; her cobweb textured robe hung itself up in the closet. “I got Biscuit’s dinner.” She let out a sigh that was both playful and dangerously teetering towards a whine. “Can we eat now? I’m starving. Just because I can survive three weeks without food, doesn’t mean I want to.” [ @carrdel. ]

「 ✨ tiffany has cast a spell x2. 」 「 ✨ tiffany has mentioned a canon object x5. 」 「 ✨ tiffany has used a special ability. 」

“ you two need to redecorate this place. like... now. ” and as a response to said hiss, the spec wearing wizard gave the serpent a lazy glance, watching how the tiny albino snake, named biscuit after his favorite baked good when he first held her at a pet store in bordeaux’s wizarding villa, hid her head within her coils in a ball-like fashion, almost as if she was embarassed. she was not. reagan knew she was serious when an humorous, barely-audible hiss reached his ears and said “ i know you think the same, too. ” he snorted at that, placing his copy of abigail r. canku’s the flap of the cape on his lap. if there was anyone eavesdropping into the insides of reagan and tiffany’s apartment, they were going to hear nothing but low hisses. casual. typical. an every day moment inside of the leed’s wizards complex’s apartment. “ we don’t need to. ” his own hiss made biscuit to groan to his ears only, making him snicker. he returned to his book eventually, leaning against the couch as biscuit relaxed next to him, too. just a wizard and his pet snake. talking to each other. chilling.  he looked up when tiffany walked in, though. hazel hues only visible from over the edge of the book as his eyes moved from her to the levitating box. “ she brought me dinner ! ” biscuit hissed in a beaming nature, moving slowly from her ball-like position until she was already sliding into the box. “ i like her more than i like you now. ” there was amusement in her tone before she began treating herself. reagan scrunched his nose and mumbled a low “ shut up. ” in parsel before giving his wand a lazy wave to send the box levitating to the other corner of the couch. he still wasn’t the greatest fan when it came to listening to the serpent eat. 

“ sure. ” he replied to the witch with a sigh, placing a charmed bookmark in the chapter he left of once his wand was settled back on the table in front of him. “ what are you in the mood for ? ” and with a subtle movement of his finger, his spec magically move from the bridge of his nose to be settled on top of his head. “ wanna know what i’ve been in the mood for ? chinese. or... we can try that one place down the street. or... how about some takeout ? ” reagan got up from his seat and walked to a drawer near the kitchen, humming a certain song that he used to play on the piano. “ do we still have the menu for that one place we liked ? the one with the ancient wizard that looked thirty who gave us free dessert for some reason ? he was so nice, what was his name again ? ” 「 ✨  reagan has mentioned a canon magical object. x10 」  「 ✨  reagan has cast a spell. 」 「 ✨  reagan has practiced beginners wandless magic. 」 「 ✨  reagan has commented on something mentioned on the kiosk. 」  「 ✨  reagan has used a special ability. x2 」 

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zach‌.

″ i feel like you’re implying that protecting the wizarding world is more important than my relationship drama. ″ his face scrunched up in a faux outrage, hand raised dramatically to his chest. despite his mockery, zach was incredibly proud of reagan for following the auror career. it had never been something the ravenclaw considered for himself, given his dread of the sight of blood, his poor duelling skills and his anxiety with physical conflict. on that point, and on quite a few, he and reagan were completely distinct. ″ that is an… unusual distraction technique. ″ his brows raised. ″ i’m not shocked that it didn’t, to be perfectly candid. was she hoping to seduce you into silence ? ″ he chuckled lightly, licking the butterbeer foam from his upper lip. 

″ i… ″ he punctuated his pause with a second gulp of the drink. ″ i don’t think anything necessarily went wrong, not really. it was good, but y'know, time passed and we just haven’t seen each other in a while. we weren’t seeing each other long enough to survive a few weeks without exchanging as much as a note during class. it just got awkward. ″ the young wizard shrugged, eyes darting to the side of the room uncomfortably. it wasn’t the worst experience zach had ever had in terms of romance ( see: being dumped mid-sex when his girlfriend came out as gay; being dumped after crying during sex ), but he wasn’t super thrilled about it either. there wasn’t much advice to ask on that front, he thought, but maybe a drink with one of his oldest friends would help. ″ honestly, it sounds ideal to me. flirting is just… such an ordeal. when you don’t even realise you’re flirting, you just don’t care enough to hurt if you’re turned down. win-win. ″ zach wasn’t lying when he said flirting was an ordeal–– being around attractive people brought out the most awkward, dorkiest side of him. sometimes it was adorable. sometimes it was simply cringeworthy. ″ i never denied it. i wear it as a badge of honour, truly. ″

「 ✨  zach has mentioned a canon object x6 」

“ oh, nooooooo, ” the wizard said with a slow shake of his head, planting both of his hands on top of the table. “ there’s nothing more important that your relationship drama, zachy. the wizarding criminals ? they are nothin’ compared to what is happening in your romantic life. ” reagan continues shaking his head, eyes fluttered close as his tongue dripped with amusement. “ actually, once i become a full badged auror, list me everyone who did wrong to your pure heart and i swear in the name of merlin’s first pet i will do somethin’ ‘bout it. ” he said this with a stern voice, as if he wanted zach to actually consider his every word. wow, imagine using said badge to avenge your faux younger sibling’s heart ? he had to snicker at least. “ yeah. i think so. ” he shrugged, snickering just the slightest.  “ sorry it got awkward, mate. ” reagan uttered with a lazy simper across his features. “ at least nothing catastrophic happened between you two for you to lament your life like other times because, ye’ know, it’s no good crying over spilt potion. ” he sighed before taking a quick gulp of the drink, the firewhiskey leaving a burn in its wake inside of his throat. he scrunched his nose while lowering it back to the table. “ well, yeah. ” the former slytherin slowly shook his head from side to side, as if saying so-so. “ at least you take pride on it. that makes me want to take pride of my dorky badge the way i used to sport the prefect badge. ” 「 ✨  reagan brought up a canon magical object. x3 」  「 ✨  reagan mentioned a canon magical object. x3 」  「 ✨  reagan used a wizarding idiom. x2 」 

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jinx‌.

“who knows? someone could think i was actually being serious, oh merlin, and that probably wouldn’t be good.” jinx knew people could be ridiculous like that. and truthfully? the red haired witch wasn’t willing to deal with that. “at this point i’d be willing to settle for some bertie botts beans. because i’m that hungry.” she has to admit, and with that– she stands from her seat, only to return a few seconds later and not empty handed. pumpkin pasties were better than nothing. “something is better than nothing. you’re right. especially after how it’s been a somewhat long day for me, and today isn’t even over yet.”

「 ✨  jinx has mentioned a canon object. x2」  「 ✨  jinx has used a wizarding idiom. x2」

“ well... it’s literally a wizarding idiom. ” reagan pointed out, his timbre dragging out his speech for some reason. he ended up shrugging, though. maybe there are multiple wix who are that ridiculous enough to get offended at said saying. oh, well. the wizard was just moving to his own table when jinx returned with her treats, turning his head to her while moving the daily prophet away to place his coffee down. “ ah, really ? dragons got ye’ all busy, jinx ? ” he sits downs and sighs. “ i understand. i used to be like that when i used to be a magizoologist. many wix think fileds involving creatures are the easiest, ” reagan huffs. “ yeah, right. guess the dragons are a kick in the arse, no ? ” 「 ✨  reagan brought up a canon object. x3 」  「 ✨  reagan has mentioned a canon magical object. x3 」  「 ✨  reagan has mentioned a canon object. 」

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jinx‌.

[ @carrdel gets a random starter. ]

“i could actually eat a hippogriff.” jinx sighs out, she supposed after a very– long day of dragonologist training. some days tended to be more bloody tiring than others. “you know.. not that i would because that’d be rather cruel, and all but i am starving.”

「 ✨  jinx has mentioned a canon magical object x2 」

「 ✨  jinx has used a wizarding idiom x2 」

“ yes, jinx. i know the saying. ” reagan lazily mumbles with an amused tone, accepting the cup of coffee the server was giving him once he has dropped the necessary galleons upon their palm. he turns back to the red head and smiles, all done lazily. auror training has been brutal that day, muscles still aching by the tiring and bloody martial spells of the day. but it was fine. coffee would make it better. he hopes. “ you know they sell edible treats here, right ? ” he motions to the coffee counter behind him. “ not actual food nor a hippogriff, but at least it’s something. ” 「 ✨  reagan has mentioned a canon object. 」  「 ✨  reagan has mentioned a canon magical object. x3 」 

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zach‌.

″ it’s not like i have a whole lot of options. ″ the ravenclaw raised his fingers to count the alternatives. ″ theodore hasn’t dated since he was fifteen, when he met his wife in beauxbatons. my dormmates are, merlin help them, as clueless as a troll at a classroom when it comes to anything besides schoolwork. and that leaves me with vera, and she would probably roll her eyes so hard she could see her own brain. so, you’re clearly the most capacitated person to help me with this. ″ besides, reagan had witnessed all of zach’s romantic mishaps throughout the years, and the quidditch captain even had hazy recollections of the beginning of reagan and tiffany park’s relationship. he obviously never knew the details, considering how young zach was at the time, but he does remember thinking how cool reagan was for being able to talk to girls. back them, approaching any attractive person would have made zachariah pee his pants a little. sometimes, it still did. 

″ so you just… pried into her business and somehow you ended up making out ? ″ his eyebrows shot up in surprise. ″ i can only wish to someday have your game. ″ the french wizard mumbled a ‘thank you’ as madam rosmerta took away his empty drink and supplied him with a fresh one. ″ i don’t know how your situation would relate to mine at all, though. i was getting to know this girl, who i used to have this kind of weird friendship with. ″ he recalled the days where kaia was just his annoying acquaintance like they happened years ago. ″ we went on a date, talked and even made out for a bit. and it seemed like we were both enjoying ourselves, but now it kind of cooled off, y'know ? ″ he shrugged, enjoying the pause to take another sip of his butterbeer. the sun was going down much too quickly outside of the pub. ″ i don’t think it’s gonna end like it did for you and tiffany, but i like hearing the story anyway. you were like, this smooth-talking lothario to my thirteen year old self, did you know ? but now i just think you’re a dork. ″ he teased playfully, much like a younger brother would.

「 ✨  zach has mentioned a canon object x6 」

「 ✨  zach has used a wizarding idiom 」

“ ...well, ” the male said once zach has stopped listing the people under his not-suitable-for-these-talks list, chuckling just a little. “ at least you have me for that, and ‘m always all ears for you. unless, ye’ know, auror training. ” he said, tapping the auror department badge with his index finger. reagan shrugs.  “ anyways. yeah. but she started it, ” he pointed out, knuckles knocking against the surface as he grants madam rosmerta with a quick smile, one that didn’t drop even as she walked away from the pair. “ she did that to make me forget about my discovery. obviously, it didn’t work out. ” the wizard sighed in a content fashion then, leaning back against his seat to take a sip from his drink. this time without snorting. 「 ✨  reagan brought up a magical canon object. 」 「 ✨  reagan has mentioned a canon object. 」 “ define cooled off, ” reagan squinted his eyes a little, placing the firewhiskey back on the table. “ because the date sounded... okay. what do you think went wrong ? ” he asks, actually really curious to know what zach thought on his point of view. it wasn’t like reagan was a seer, anyway. parselmouths and seers were two different gifts ! “ a smooth-talking lothario ? ” he would have laughed if he wasn’t close enough to take yet another sip from his glass. again, he lowered it and placed it back to the table. “ you give me way too much credit when it’s not all that, z. ‘m just... a natural flirt ? yeah, a natural flirt. actually, back when i was a student and never listened to the things i said, i would find myself getting involved with people only because of something i casually said. sometimes it was a curse, trust me. ” reagan shivers at the mention, obviously not wanting to say whatever has crossed his mind. “ a dork. perhaps... i’ve always been a dork. does that make ye’ a lil’ dorcus, z ? ” with a scrunched nose, reagan snickers. 「 ✨  reagan mentioned a canon object. 」  「 ✨  reagan brought up a magical canon object. 2x 」 「 ✨  reagan used a wizarding idiom. 」 

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lulu‌.

@carrdel liked for a starter.

″ you can’t be serious. ″ lulu unintentionally raised her voice at madam rosmerta, the other witch eyeing the hairdresser with a punctuating frown. ″ how much business have i given you, rommie ? are you going to deny me –– hiccup ! –– one more firewhisky ? ″ the former gryffindor’s posture swayed slightly, manicured hands gripping her empty glass for dear life. it was happy hour at the three broomsticks, and drunken patrons stumbled around the place, conversation and laughter filling the air. after getting merlin-knows-how-many refusals from the barmaid, lulu dragged her feet back to her table, where the rest of the staff at sunny and shears chatted merrily, all perfectly sober. ″ you guys are no fun, you know that ? i’m gonna find someone i can have real fun with. ″

「 ✨  lulu has mentioned a canon object x6 」

「 ✨  lulu has used a wizarding idiom x1 」

reagan flipped the page of spellbound lazily as the loud wizard before him, a young and fellow trainee who had forced the former slytherin to attend the happy hour at the three broomsticks with him because, apparently, they needed it when he was the one who needed it the most after not being able to complete his training to the perfection, talked loudly through his elbows about every single topic he could find in his brain. he was currently talking about herbology. reagan, still as sober as a chief warlock considering he wasn’t in the mood to have a drink, stopped giving him compliments and instead focused on a magazine that someone has left behind on another table, kind of upsetting the other young adult. 

“ someone who understands my pain ! ” the trainee suddenly blurted out, making reagan to look up in surprise. in his defense, he had suceed on blocking the noise the place granted to his ears, so he wasn’t able to hear a single thing any drunken patron had said or done until now. or maybe he did but just ignored it. “ oi, you !! ” his company called out while waving his arm to catch someone’s attention, making ree to look back at the witch, too. “ we can have real fun together !! we just need to get him drunk !! ” at this idea, the french native narrowed his eyes at the other. 「 ✨  reagan has mentioned a canon object. x2  」 「 ✨  reagan has mentioned a magical canon object. x5 」 

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