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I hate it when I say “suck my dick” and people say “oH bUt yOu DoN’t hAvE a DiCk” you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don’t have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant.

astrodickology

Due to personal reasons I’d like to be nutted in

systlin

But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY.

We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests.

jungwildeandfree

all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them

okssure

making someone cum is so much fun

ijustwantyouwet

*wakes you up by sucking on your clit*

bloo-boii

one-good-word

Need me a freak like this

preciousobama

Hit me up if this you

hypersexualnarcissist

i need someone to come shove me down and ram into me until i can’t speak

mobbins

really feel like laying in someone’s lap while they finger me at their leisure and they don’t tell me a thing - just let me squirm and beg in their lap. will i cum multiple times? will i cum at all? any outcome is possible, tina, life is chaos!!