JakeUp

jacobsreality.tumblr.com Follow me down my path of life? 25.Bartender.Barista.Bitch.Orange County, CA. Instagram: jacobsadvenures Snapchat: jacobsadventure

[shou7]

[2gays1cup-deactivated20240227]

[chandelure-bing-deactivated2017]

When straight people think I’m going to “calm down” now that Pride Month is over

[adulthoodisokay]

sweet jesus, this is horrifying

[lifesneverhumdrum]

[ambitious-babe]

FNA Sesame Street

[bigtittydgemini]

I’m feeling an emotion idk what emotion it is tho

[forlikeminded]

Christian Siriano | New York Fashion Week | Spring 2017

[crrocs]

i love it when people compliment my pets 

[crrocs]

compliment her 

[dabbingdeku]

She looks pretty dead

[crrocs]

thanks

[theshitneyspears]

me: *takes edible* why don’t I feel anything? 

me 2 hours later:

[djpastabody]

Lmao wtf is wrong with her?!?!? Did Sean do this or was she always like this?

[fkajack-deactivated20181021]

Promotional photo for Kesha’s comeback single “Praying” out July 8th.

[hypnopomicwolf]

[beyonslayed]

I actually hate everyone

[jacobsreality]

L

[olaxonmario]

[hijerking]

[asian]

You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup of orange juice.

What do you do

[slimed]

imagine ur watching sex and the city and they’re at the coffee shop and they pan to all the girls individually and this is what they pan to for Miranda would you even notice

[theflashingwater]

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

[evilryu-deactivated20180710]

[foryourlegacy]