Onward!

What's this blog all about? Idk man I just work here. (Jacq, he/they, 18+)

[jacqcrisis]

Currently working on A Series of Left Turns, an original work about a gym himbo taking way too long to fall in love with a chill ass toothy monster man. 

Original concept post: (x)

Key characters: (x)

Tag full of stuff: (x)

[jacqcrisis]

The only thing stopping me from diving into writing my own twilight dads yaoi is that it would require me to either watch the movies or read the books to write the characters correctly.

And you can't fucking make me do that again. I refuse. Even if the concept of the ship is a distillation of many of my favorite things from the divorced dad of a sad teen girl to pretty doctor man is actually a monster to the predator/prey dynamic ready to explored and potentially flipped on its head.

I will do many things for fanfic. Subjecting myself to twilight again is not one of them.

[jacqcrisis]

I feel like a shark circling around a net, looking in at something I really want to sink my teeth into but to pass through the net, it's barbed and arduous and there's an annoying character's pov I'd have to slog through but oooouuughhhh I wanna get the thing in my mouth and shake it apart

[jacqcrisis]

Unfortunately for everyone, I have been having Ideas and Notions.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal we’re going to fire every single game developer we’ve ever hired 😍😍😍

[am1vf]

I like the wording of PCGamer

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/xboxs-ceo-wants-its-games-to-cater-to-more-than-a-billion-people-each-day-or-24-times-more-than-the-peak-population-of-steam-which-is-delusional/

[brawltogethernow]

Look what my friend with no social media posted to the chat with the damning staggered timestamps of 1:11, 1:37, and 1:42 A.M.

[waitingforthecat]

Image description: art showing a person holding a small figure, text above them reads: "Thinking about the character", the words "the character" are the same color as the figure the person holds. In the second image the person still holds the figure now their mouth is wide open. In the last the person is biting down on the figures head, while holding it, stretching its body. end Image description

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[iamwizzzzz]

[dungeon-bitch]

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[nugulover69]

Marinating hatefully in the slop

[girlsjustwannahaveadegree]

Me at least twice a week

[jimbles-archive]

[south-africa-official]

i never really got it when people made posts about light pollution and seeing all the stars for the first time and crying. i always assumed that everyone has gone on a road trip to a bortle 1.0 place and seen stars like that, and it's fantastic, but not like life changing. and then i went to europe last month and was in a mountaintop village of like 300 people and could see about 5 stars in the sky. like fewer than i can see from my home in a big metropolitan city.

my apologies to the non-africans, i did not realise how fucked your sky is

[victusinveritas]

Please go learn how time works.

[withnailrules]

Eartha Kitt performing in Las Vegas, Nevada, in 1955

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[doctorslippery]

Shaggy's spidey sense went off at the mention of Bat Milk.

[victusinveritas]

[astercontrol]

My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in