i'm Mom but you can call me Dad

she/her // 28 // ling+soci // spoonie strong // ACAB // meme // cute // aesthetic // photos

[spooniestrong]

📷: mixedricezines on IG

[niyarest]

this dating shit is easy, i lay around in bed and my hot transfem wife brings beautiful women over

[piratedragqueen]

Compiling posts of my partners talking about how good I am with women

[achillesinhighheels]

[badassdemonsword]

[herpsandbirds]

Bog Turtle (Glyptemys muhlenbergii), family Emydidae, found in bogs and other calcareous wetlands in the NE United States

T - hatchling, B - adult

CRITICALLY ENDANGERED.

The smallest species of North American turtle, growing to a weight of only 110 g (3.9 oz), and a shell length of 9.4 cm (3.7 in).

photographs by Jess Meck & José Garrido

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

[dirty-noona]

As a Native Hawaiian, 1) I thought this happened everywhere, 2) ofc we can levitate coconut milk

[thyrell]

no more compromises every member of the us military needs to die even the ones behind desks doin paperwork

[thyrell]

if you got any family members currently deployed in active duty go to their crib and just start taking shit. doesnt matter where doesnt matter if they just sit by a phone all day in san antonio texas that nice couch is yours now

[estrellasrojas]

When everything in your life is going wrong at the same time like the world is fucking with you in particular and then you remember like ohhhh yeah right it’s because the Eugenic Machinery that is the world is designed to negatively select people like me for the sake of biopolitically managing capital’s pool of labor-power

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

[fidelcostco]

I think of the loss from 4 years ago as like, I got my chest cracked open and watched all of my insides get scraped out while alive somehow. and it started over every day, and it went on for months. but this recent loss has been more like a core sample that they use to study deep ice skewering me straight through the aortic arch, front to back. hollowing out only the essential. there's an obvious, perfect hole in me. you can see straight through it, but everyone is behaving like I look fine so I'm continuing on but I'm getting blood everywhere, and somehow it's embarrassing 🤦‍♀️

[inzaltsiknyam]

the problem marxists have on disability is that they aren't reading marxist thought on disability and just kind of winging it. marta russell already laid out the political economy of disability in the global north in the 90s and global south scholars have their own (marxist) schools of thought on disability and have iterated on global north marxist disability analyses. disabled people are workers, most often. and handicapitalism (russell's term) has also turned disabled people into commodities. it's impossible to understand modern politics without engaging with these two realities.

[inzaltsiknyam]

everyone read right to maim and capitalism and disability now !!!!!!

[butch-of-the-blades]

pdf of capitalism and disability

pdf of right to maim

[1percentcharge]

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

[geeko-sapiens]

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

my mum asked me "when you have 20/20 vision what's that 20 of" and I got to be like "actually those numbers are meaningless!" which is always fun

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it means that from 20 feet away you can see what a person with "normal vision" can see from 20 feet away. in metric it's 6/6 which means from 6 metres away you can see what a person with "normal vision" can see from 6 metres away. 20/40 means from 20 feet away you can only see what a typical person can see from 40 feet away. why don't we reduce the fractions?? 20/40 could just as easily be 1/2. you have 50% vision. you can see half. half of what? yes

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I GUESS we don't reduce the fractions because if you're 1 foot/metre away you're into presbyopia territory which complicates what's supposed to be a measure of refractive vision but you could say 1/1 and it's 1 decametre which is a unit we should use more often anyway

[fidelcostco]

imagine being a supervillain going for the evil "We're more alike than you think!" but your read is totally off and the hero was not thinking that at all. like how embarrassing, going for an emotional jugular and missing entirely, not even in the same ballpark. best you can do after that is hope it fosters some essential self-doubt, keeping them awake at night until they scoff and go "Ridiculous! We're nothing alike..." while rolling over and trying to get some rest, but that's like weeks or months down the line, you know?

[majestictortoise]

puttering around the house is an underrated form a self-care. make some tea or coffee. put on a podcast. sort the mail. tidy some pillows and fold some blankets. start the laundry. thaw some soup. just casually wander around aimlessly doing little things to make your space and life a little nicer. who cares if you get distracted or only do a little. you aren't being productive. you're puttering.

[aiweirdness]

My life has gotten measurably better since I reframed the period from 3-4 pm as “puttering hour”. No it’s not me avoiding work or failing to force myself to concentrate during my mid afternoon slump. It’s puttering hour.

[pancakeke]

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

[pancakeke]

looking for a job and hoping for a callback only to get clownrolled is insane