the best worst thing

jacquelyn | sixteen | ohio hello! i'm jacquelyn but i'm sure you'll come up with some sort of nickname for me. if you can't, jackie works just fine. not that you asked, but when i grow up i want to be gwen stacy. or a vet. whichever is fine with me.

[eliseharcourt]

Jacks, it’s been three days. I’ve looked everywhere. He’s probably starving. Unless he figured out how to eat grass. And what about water?

[jacquelynmoreau]

You haven’t looked everywhere with me, though. Did you put up posters?

[emmettberry-blog]

I had my first lesson on the theremin today. I think Thursday is my new favorite day of the week.

[jacquelynmoreau]

I have no idea what that means, but it sounds fantastic.

[eliseharcourt]

No sign of Pancakes. I think it’s time I gave up.

[jacquelynmoreau]

Nope. You and me. Search party. Right now.

[jacquelynmoreau]

Do you want to go see some baby animals with me?

Is that a real question? Of course I would.

[tysonjeffers]

I can’t blame her at all for rocking that hat.

Good job, good job. An extra pint of ice cream on the house, and a big trophy to show off, for sure. Who says spots teams get all the awards anyway?

[jacquelynmoreau]

Who can? Seriously, who doesn’t love bunnies?

They don’t. They’re all selfish and clearly we should get some. But, hey. I know you watched it with Cass and me, but do you want to come watch some more this weekend? I mostly just want you to meet Jules.

[kaceywhitaker]

All of the guys? There are a few of the that don’t deserve your hate. Like Seb and Kurt and Emmett and Tyson. I”m putting pants on.

[jacquelynmoreau]

I don’t know. Sebastian is sort of a dick sometimes. Kurt, Emmett, and Tyson have yet to piss me off, so I suppose they’re safe. Thank you.

[tabulasmythe]

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I guess today was #ShelterSaturday. Merry belated Christmas, @jacquelynmoreau

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[eliseharcourt]

You have a lot of intense feelings about Disneyland. I admire that in a woman.

[jacquelynmoreau]

It’s a serious thing, Elise. 

[tysonjeffers]

I bet her hair secretly looks like mine under her hat.

Hey, we came up with a whole five. I’m proud of us.

[jacquelynmoreau]

Really? I never thought about it, but now that you said it...I bet it does.

Oh, wow. We did. We need an award. 

[eliseharcourt]

EPCOT.

[jacquelynmoreau]

Okay. It was barely a six out of ten. Good god. 

[tysonjeffers]

Have you picked a favorite Belcher yet? Good point. We probably do have a lot of overlap. Let’s see, there’s my sister, Elise, Kacey, and Cass?

[jacquelynmoreau]

Louise, for sure. Yes, all of them. That’s four. Ollie, too.

[eliseharcourt]

Multi-cultralism? Food? Drinking around the world? Mission Space? Soarin’? Where do I stop? OMG, fine, Insta coming at you in five… four…

[jacquelynmoreau]

What the hell are you talking about?

[kaceywhitaker]

Most of the guys in school hate me for whatever reason but apparently that hate doesn’t extend to my butt. I make no promises but I’ll drink plenty of orange juice to try and help.

[jacquelynmoreau]

Because they’re ugly adolescent pricks. Ugh, I hate all of them. They’re idiots. Orange juice along with warm clothes. Please. 

[eliseharcourt]

False. Although, I guess I can’t say that since I’ve only been to Disney World. Does DisneyLand have Epcot, which is my favorite park? No! And of course you do!

[jacquelynmoreau]

False, my ass. What’s so great about Epcot? I’ve been to both. Just trust me. Also show me that cake.

[kaceywhitaker]

I just love my shorts so much; jeans are so uncomfortable but I hate wearing my yoga pants to school because all of the guys are gross and make derogatory comments about my butt.  I’m going to keep pretending as long as I possibly can.

[jacquelynmoreau]

I’ll slap anyone who makes gross comments. But, wear your shorts if you want to. Just don’t get pneumonia.

[tysonjeffers]

Oh wow. Nice. I wish I could go back in time and watch it for the first time again. I’ll bring some extra spoons to this party. I think we’ll need them. My circle of friends is pretty small, and by pretty small I mean they could be counted on one hand with some leftover, so I think the guest list should really be left up to you.

[jacquelynmoreau]

It’s literally so hilarious. I don’t blame you for that. My friends can also be counted on one hand. I think we might have the same ones. We can make the list together.

[tysonjeffers]

This is a re-watch for you, right? Or is it your first time through? I can honestly say that I’ve never had lemon ice cream before. I didn’t realize it was a flavor they made, which thinking about it now seems dumb on my part. It could have been our very one BYOIC party.

[jacquelynmoreau]

No, no. It’s my first time. Lemon is the best. You have to try it. They make every flavor; you aren’t dumb at all. Okay, well, now we need to throw that party.