I'm the best at what I do, and that's a fact.

[Indie[[pretty fuckin crack]]Jacques Portsman rp blog.] Sol/Sun/Suns/Suns/Sunself M!A: None, but accepting! Health: Bootylicious. Current location: Who knows.

[jacqueportsman]

"Put your arm around me, I'll help you walk."

"Bu--Jim?! Wh..Wha..?" 

[jacqueportsman]

inhales

im about to do a thing i dont think anyones going to expect

[jacqueportsman]

M!A Master Post

-- # - F --

17 Again:Muse is in their 17 year old form (anon decides duration)

Age:Muse will be a Kid for 10 hours

Alarm:Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

Angel:Muse is an angel (anon decides duration)

Answer:Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of them truthfully for 4 hours

Ariel [1]:Muse doesn't have a tongue (anon decides duration)

Ariel [2]:Oh no, your muse has lost their voice! But they have to tell (anon’s choice) how they feel! If your muse gets a kiss from the chosen person within 2 days they get their voice back, if not, well, you’ve seen the movie.

AU:Muse is stuck in an alternate universe with little recollection of their own universe for a week

Baby Boom:Muse is pregnant with twins (anon specifies how many months along).

Baby Bump:Muse is pregnant (anon specifies how many months along).

Baby:Muse is pregnant and due in (anon specifies when, and optionally other parent)

Basket:Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it (anon decides duration)

Beautiful:Muse will be so incredibly beautiful, charming and sexy that no one can refuse them anything for 2 days. But if they use this to take advantage of someone, these people will find the muse hideous and repellent for a week after the M!A is over.

Beer:Muse will talk like a drunk and hit on everybody for 3 hours

Blue Birds of Horror:Animals, particularly birds, hate you for the next two days. They bomb dive and attack you with relentless force until you are safely inside.

Book:Muse is the main character of a book (anon's choice) for 5 days and has to go through the same things the character in the book did.

[TW] Broken:Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves (anon decides duration)

Burn:Muse is severely falling in love with (anon decides who and duration)

Can’t Sleep:Muse cannot sleep until another person says their full name, no matter how tired they are.

Class:Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (anon decides duration)

Cloak:Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special clothing (anon decides) for 3 Hours

Command:Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (anon specifies)

Confess:Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Control:Muse can control other people's actions without them knowing for 3 days, but don't know that when the M!A is over the controlled people will find out what muse made them do. Then the muse will have to do anything they say for 3 days.

[TW] Cough Syrup:Muse becomes extremely depressed and is not in a good mindset and begins to have thoughts of suicide. (anon decides duration)

Craving:Muse will have an unusual craving for (anon specifies) for 9 hours

Crawling Bugs:Muse becomes paranoid of bugs crawling on their skin and keeps hallucinating that there are bugs crawling on them.

Darkness:Muse is blind for 24 hours.

Demon:Muse is a demon for (anon decides duration)

Dream:Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Enemy:Muse takes on the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Extremist:Muse becomes an extremist for (anon specifies and decides for how long)

Fear:Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who and duration)

Feels:Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (anon decides)

Flaming Youth:Muse is rebellious and easily angered for 8 hours.

[NSFW] Flesh:Muse is horny and wants to have rough sex (ex.being thrown against a wall and bitten) (anon decides duration)

Flustered:When muse sees ______, muse will stutter, blush, and act like a complete klutz around them, for 3 hours. (anon decides who)

-- G - L --

Gas:Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Gemini:Muse will split into two different versions of themself (anon decides duration)

Gone:Muse loses ____ for 16 hours (mun decides)

Hearing:Muse is deaf (anon decides duration)

Heat:Muse will be put into a hot room. Muse is tied to a chair and has to stay in that room for at least an hour. (Under the watch of anon’s choice)

Heathers:Your muse becomes a sociopath for 12 hours. If your muse is already a sociopath, they become empathetic to everyone.

Help:Muse believes they are trapped in their current location for 5 hours.

Here’s To Never Growing Up:Isn’t that just adorable. Your muse will experience puppy dog love with _____ for 2 days. (anon decides who)

High Tide:Muse is trapped in a cave with water that will fill it in 4 hours.

Host:Muse will be a Gentleperson for 34 hours

Hungry like the Wolf:Muse is starving, no matter how much they eat, for 10 hours.

Impression:Muse thinks they are a ______ for 15 hours (anon decides animal)

Infatuation:Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Injury:Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides how, and duration)

Jealousy:Muse will be jealous of _____ for a certain amount of time. (anon decides who and duration)

Kiss:Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Kitten/Pup Affection:Muse is a “kitten” or “puppy” to _____, being submissive and has to crawl around on their knees, doing anything their Master(s) say. Lasts 24 hours (anon decides who)

Lean On Me:With the help of _____ your muse will get through something that scared them for 3 hours. (anon decides who, and can specify the event or leave it up to the mun)

Love:Muse will be in love with ________ for 2 days (anon decides)

Lurk:Muse will follow (anon decides who/what and duration)

-- M - R --

Memories:Muse has amnesia. (anon decides duration)

Mother:Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

[NSFW] Name:Has an orgasm every time someone says their name (anon decides duration)

Nightmare:Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Noise:Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Obsession:Muse will be obsessed with ______ for the next 12 hours. (anon decides what)

Opposites:Muse switches from very angry/depressed to very happy/cheerful every other hour for 10 hours.

Paranoia:Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (anon decides what and duration)

Phobia:Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (anon specifies what and duration)

Pins and Needles:Muse feel as if someone is sticking needles in them for 2 hours.

Possession:Muse is possessed by a demon (anon decides duration)

Power:Muse gains _______ as a power for 17 hours (anon decides)

Pure:Sex? What’s that? Muse suddenly has the mentality of a three year old, and can’t understand anything ‘adult’ (anon decides duration)

Reverse:Muse's personality will be extremely opposite (anon decides duration)

-- S - W --

[NSFW] S&M:Muse wants to have S&M sex (anon decides if S or M, with who, and duration)

Shaking Hands:Muse is suddenly freezing cold and can’t stop shivering (anon decides duration)

Sick:Muse is ill for 24 hours (anon specifies symptoms)

Sight:Muse is blind (anon decides duration)

Slave:Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ for 24 hours (anon decides who)

Spirit Animal:Muse is turned into an animal for 12 hours. (anon decides which)

Stalk:Muse thinks they are being stalked (anon decides duration)

Starving:Muse is starving and is surrounded by their favourite foods at all times for 24 hours. But actually, these foods are innocent people...

Stay:Muse becomes extremely sick and may end up in the hospital (anon decides illness and duration)

Sweet Nothings:Your muse is full of nothing but happiness and positive things to say for 24 hours.

Switch:Muse has to switch bodies with _____ (anon decides who and duration) (note: both muns have to agree for m!a to take effect)

[NSFW] Take It Off:Muse takes off an article of clothing every time their name is said. (anon decides duration)

Temptation:For the next 3 days, the Muse will be haunted by a hooded figure tempting them with everything they ever wanted if the Muse just signs a contract. If the Muse give in, they will be a dark/evil version of themselves for a week. (If the muse is already evil, they will just go insane)

Thin Ice:Muse strays onto thin ice and falls through unless saved. (mun decides whether they live or die)

Thunder:It’s raining outside and your muse is stuck inside with ______ and when the power goes out they cuddle to keep warm. (anon decides who and duration)

Tired:For 24 hours, the muse will feel exhausted. But the muse knows that if they go to sleep, the people they care about will feel excruciating pain.

Truth potion:Muse has to tell the truth about anything asked for an hour.

[NSFW] Vulnerable:Muse is left tied up in a public place, for anyone to take advantage of, for 5 hours.

Whipped Cream:Muse wants everything with whipped cream on it for 3 hours

[NSFW]Wish We Were Older:Muse is into child’s play for 4 hours

[tonyandhisbots-archive]

[ienvinyatartaureo-deactivated20]

1. Thou Shalt Not Assume Background Knowledge of Characters

2. Thou Shalt Not God Mode or Power Play

3. Thou Shalt Communicate With Thine Partners

4. Thou Shalt Not Commit Murder (Of Partner’s Characters Unless Discussed)

5. Thou Shalt Not Send Anonymous Hate

Simple rules to live by in the roleplaying world. If you have more then feel free to add. This is essentially a public service announcement of some simple roleplaying rules to ensure everyone has a good time. I understand that this is really just playing, but that doesn’t mean you can be a dick or you can go without playing well.

6. Thou shalt not force ships upon another mun or character

7. Thou shalt tag their smut

[starchxser-archive]

8. Thou Shalt Read, Respect and Follow The Rules of Thine RP Partner

9. Thou Shalt Not Reblog a Thread Thou is Not Involved in

10. Thou Shalt Not Shame Thine Fellow RPer for Thy Preferences

[estherhasredhair-blog]

11.  Thou shall not badger a parter for a reply

12.  Thou shall not badger a fellow rper for their crossover ship.

[youandmeagainsthepricks]

Send me an "Are you okay?" to find my muse in one of their weak moments

[jacqueportsman]

◉ [slams your hand on it 'cause i'm not gonna be at direct fault for this]

16. the box opens and there are two sealed lollipops inside.

…Why the hell are there lollipops in here?

[lepierrotdeleroi-deactivated201]

……………………….dear god it’s a death threat.

[jacqueportsman]

....

how the fuck is this a death threat to you it's literally just lollipops

[superwho-fandomstuck]

Send my muse a couple stars

✪ = I wanna kill you ✪✪ = I hate you ✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you ✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay ✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute ✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed* ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = I wanna have sex with you ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me

[jacqueportsman]

✚ M U N  |  I N F O R M A T I O N ✚

Name: Ethan Nicknames: Jiro Wishlist Nickname: ??? the almighty ruler idk Birthday: Nov 16th Height: 5’8 Eye Color: brown Hair Color: brown Ethnicity: potato Lives in: texas Relationship Status: taken Character(s) Most Identifies with: ??? no idea Hobbies: voiceacting, singing, writing, etc etc Special talent(s): ??? i can twerk i guess Warning/disclaimer: i will do anything for the vine Struggling With: anxiety

✚ M U S E  |  I N F O R M A T I O N ✚

Name: Jacques Portsman Nicknames: ?? that ass Wishlist Nickname: something cute like baby or ass master Birthday: ??? Height: 5’8 Eye Color: brown Hair Color: brown Ethnicity: mayonnaise (italian/french style) Lives in: japanifornia Relationship Status: ?????????????????????????????????? Classification: that person with the hot ass Special talent(s): scaring people with suns ass Warning/disclaimer: you may be blinded by the hot ass Struggling With: ass quitting, mild depression, irrational fear of the dark and of suns dad

In conclusion: Same | C L O S E A S H E C K | Almost | Ehh... Not Really | Nope | In a Galaxy Far Far Away

[bangbangpoppop]

BOLD what applies to you. (MUNDAY)

[jacqueportsman]

Appearance:

I am 5’4 or shorter.

I have many scars.

I tan easily.

I wish my hair was a different color.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

I have a tattoo. 

I am self-conscious about my appearance.

I have/I’ve had/I need braces/retainer.

I wear glasses/contacts

I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free

I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.

I have more than 2 piercings. 

I have piercings in places besides my ears.

I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:

I’ve sworn at my parents.

I’ve been kicked out of the house.

I have a sibling less than one year old.

I want to have kids someday.

I have children.

I’ve lost a child. 

Embarrassment:

I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.

Disney movies still make me cry

I’ve snorted while laughing.

I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.

I’ve glued my hands to something.

I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose. 

I’ve had my pants rip in public. 

Health:

I was born with a disease/impairment.

I was born with a learning disability

I currently have a serious disease. 

I’ve had stitches.

I’ve broken a bone.

I’ve had my tonsils removed.

I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.

I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.

I’ve had surgery.

I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:

I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.

I’ve been to Canada.

I’ve been to Niagara Falls.

I’ve been to Japan. 

I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

I’ve been to Spain.

I’ve been to Africa.

I’ve been to Italy.

I’ve been to France.

I’ve been to London. 

Experiences:

I’ve been lost in my city. 

I’ve seen a shooting star. 

I’ve wished on a shooting star.

I’ve seen a meteor shower.

I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.

I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

I’ve been to a casino.

I’ve been skydiving.

I’ve gone skinny dipping.

I’ve played spin the bottle.

I’ve been skiing.

I’ve been in a play.

I’ve met someone in person from the internet. 

I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.

I’ve seen the Northern Lights.

I’ve sat on a roof top at night.

I’ve played chicken.

I’ve played a prank on someone.

I’ve ridden in a taxi.

I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I’ve eaten sushi.

I’ve been snowboarding.

Honesty/Crime:

I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. 

I have lied to my parents about where I am.

I’ve cheated while playing a game. 

I’ve run a red light.

I’ve been suspended from school.

I’ve witnessed a crime.

I’ve been in a fist fight.

I’ve been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol:

I’ve consumed alcohol.

I’ve smoked a cigarette. 

I regularly drink.

I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them. 

I’ve done hard drugs.

I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug.

[jacqueportsman]

◉ [slams your hand on it 'cause i'm not gonna be at direct fault for this]

16. the box opens and there are two sealed lollipops inside.

...Why the hell are there lollipops in here?

[inboxideas]

My character shows yours a mysterious button a stranger gave them and told them not to press it under ANY circumstances. If your character couldn’t resist the temptation, send me ◉.

I’ll generate a number between 1-30 and we’ll see what happens…

WARNING! Mix of funny, strange, and angsty! Some trigger warnings may apply. 

*Please be sure not to accidentally send an answer to an archive hosting the meme, such as its creator at inboxideas. Please do not remove this notice. Thank you and happy roleplaying!

NO LOOKING BELOW THE CUT, cheater!

[inboxideas]

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[jacqueportsman]

palaenocolias

nakamadoshinji

its time to thoroughly destroy some asses

[jacqueportsman]

hmmm

which victim to make and make nonbinary. hm..

[jacqueportsman]

admittedly i want to make like 20 more rp blogs.

shit

[fromthelandofthephoenix-archive]

My reason is simply that it’s Portsman and I’m worth much more than that.

Quercus Alba laying down the law (via fromthelandofthephoenix)

[jacqueportsman]

♣

Io non sono nemmeno così interessato.

[2q3213231321231231-deactivated2]

Dopo tutto, il mondo gira intorno a te ~

[jacqueportsman]

Accidenti a destra, bella.

[jacqueportsman]

PORTSMAN IT'S FINE AND I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT FACELESS INTRUDER WAS YOUR PHYSICIAN.

BUT WHAT IF THEY WERE RIGHT WHAT IF MY ASS QUIT