Jacques 🐀

@jacquesivy

Jacques/Ivy - he/they - Disabled bi ace trans enby rat dork - mid 20s

321 posts

Intro (ignore that this is posted way too late)

Ewwo, I'm Jacques/Ivy (either name works, feel free to rotate or just pick one or whatever) Pronouns are anything that isn't she/her (he, they, it, neopronouns, have at it) Gender is whatever's funniest for the bit, usually label as trans enby demiboy but labels aren't real and can't hurt me. I got way too many interests, including but not limited to fiction podcasts, sewing, molecular biology (don't have the resources to pull it off, but that won't stop me from designing theoretical DNA anyways), wine making, rewatching a bunch of animated shows I love. Oh also got ADHD, Autism and some other mental funnies as well as needing a cane to walk (call me house or victor one time and I WILL be angry at you!)

DNI: *-phobes, pro life people, you get the gist

why do I always get accused of lying when I am, for once, telling the truth.

”hey [legal name] did you cut your hair?” no. “I can tell you’re lying. You’re such a bad liar.”

I think I’m just bad at telling the truth.

Who the hell would lie about cutting their hair? Like to me it makes no sense to even consider that to be a lie

“I” Lied Abt cutting my hair a lot when I was younger,, ig that’s why

I am still perplexed by the idea why one would do it. Like even if some headmate of yours did it, why the hell would they do that, that feels like such an odd concept to me ^^'

idk she was odd,, had a weird obsession with cutting hair. Cut the cat’s fur once..

Honestly that's kinda adorable 🤭 The cat probably wasn't much of a fan though 😅

she was an ass person ,,, like an active bully , anti basically everything qwq

that was a harmless quirk of hers though,,, cat didn’t really care (I think)

I'm sure she wasn't all bad, everyone got their good side

she wasn’t as bad as another but she was physically abusive to our ex bf,, gave him a concussion. We’re still friends with him n he forgave us (somehow) but uh… yeah

only thing she was good abt was having friends (who she didn’t gaf about…….. aughhhh)

ohhhhh.. ok fair

why do I always get accused of lying when I am, for once, telling the truth.

”hey [legal name] did you cut your hair?” no. “I can tell you’re lying. You’re such a bad liar.”

I think I’m just bad at telling the truth.

Who the hell would lie about cutting their hair? Like to me it makes no sense to even consider that to be a lie

“I” Lied Abt cutting my hair a lot when I was younger,, ig that’s why

I am still perplexed by the idea why one would do it. Like even if some headmate of yours did it, why the hell would they do that, that feels like such an odd concept to me ^^'

idk she was odd,, had a weird obsession with cutting hair. Cut the cat’s fur once..

Honestly that's kinda adorable 🤭 The cat probably wasn't much of a fan though 😅

she was an ass person ,,, like an active bully , anti basically everything qwq

that was a harmless quirk of hers though,,, cat didn’t really care (I think)

I'm sure she wasn't all bad, everyone got their good side

why do I always get accused of lying when I am, for once, telling the truth.

”hey [legal name] did you cut your hair?” no. “I can tell you’re lying. You’re such a bad liar.”

I think I’m just bad at telling the truth.

Who the hell would lie about cutting their hair? Like to me it makes no sense to even consider that to be a lie

“I” Lied Abt cutting my hair a lot when I was younger,, ig that’s why

I am still perplexed by the idea why one would do it. Like even if some headmate of yours did it, why the hell would they do that, that feels like such an odd concept to me ^^'

idk she was odd,, had a weird obsession with cutting hair. Cut the cat’s fur once..

Honestly that's kinda adorable 🤭 The cat probably wasn't much of a fan though 😅

why do I always get accused of lying when I am, for once, telling the truth.

”hey [legal name] did you cut your hair?” no. “I can tell you’re lying. You’re such a bad liar.”

I think I’m just bad at telling the truth.

Who the hell would lie about cutting their hair? Like to me it makes no sense to even consider that to be a lie

“I” Lied Abt cutting my hair a lot when I was younger,, ig that’s why

I am still perplexed by the idea why one would do it. Like even if some headmate of yours did it, why the hell would they do that, that feels like such an odd concept to me ^^'

why do I always get accused of lying when I am, for once, telling the truth.

”hey [legal name] did you cut your hair?” no. “I can tell you’re lying. You’re such a bad liar.”

I think I’m just bad at telling the truth.

Who the hell would lie about cutting their hair? Like to me it makes no sense to even consider that to be a lie

Just tasted my rhubarb mead since it finished fermenting and gosh it's good. Though I'm gonna backsweeten it before bottling because I feel like some sweetness would complement the flavours really well, so now time to wait 24h for sulfur to do it's job.

Ok successfully backsweetened wine for the first time. Ended up on a lower sugar amount than I originally planned, because I did it incrementally and I think at the current amount it's honestly perfect imo. A bit of sweetness combined with the beautiful acidity and characteristic taste of rhubarb and some caramelly and woodsy notes of the honeydew honey.

my gardening fit :3 🌱

Not me thinking for a second that the label in the chest area was a trans flag. I have very good eyesight, totally

*hides*

#cute fit regardless though

that-one-bitch-sakura

for the sake of pride month

what does berriromantic mean 🥹

its when someone is attracted to female, androgynus and neutral genders, with rare and/or minor attraction to males 😁

That honestly sounds like a really good description of me.

Now time for me to completely forget about it and still label as bi because that way I have an excuse to keep something with a mlm flag in it my phone wallpaper purely for gender euphoria reasons 🤭

Think I'm gonna unfollow someone.. Kinda a shame because they do seem like a really fun person but recently there's a bunch of nsfw text posts (not even with cwed) and they're a minor so like yeah makes me uncomfy as fuck to have that on my timeline.. (Like they can post what they want, I'm not saying minors have to only post sfw things, but I am still allowed to not be comfortable with a bunch of that on my tl)

Work related rant

Can we please execute the miserable piece of shit responsible for the jenkins documentation? Tbf even calling it documentation is very generous, I get like 1/10 of the info I want and some of what I get just appears to contradict how the software seems to behave.. And also I don't seem to be able to find any good external documentation for more than the most basic of things...

Ok I found out what I was doing wrong: Buckle in! My mistake was to start my script at line 1 instead of line 2 of the file. Apparently the stupid Jenkins shared library script compiler just hardcoded ignores line 1 for some weird reason

Work related rant

Can we please execute the miserable piece of shit responsible for the jenkins documentation? Tbf even calling it documentation is very generous, I get like 1/10 of the info I want and some of what I get just appears to contradict how the software seems to behave.. And also I don't seem to be able to find any good external documentation for more than the most basic of things...

Why the hell would I get an ad for flats in REDACTED I literally lived in REDACTED for 20+ years and moved away for a reason, I sure as hell am not gonna move there again if I can help it lol Especially not now that I live in one of the most beautiful places in europe (in my subjective opinion anyways)

@messengerboyy you wanna tell me something? 🤭

nawh your good tis us (well our very serious online emotionally exhausted old (17 y/o) alter who’s boring as shit /j she’s not as serious as she is online that’s her blog)

IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!! THATS WHAT I WANNA TELL YOU!!! YIPEEEEEEEEEEE

Sorry to break it to you but I'm not a particularily good role model. So much infact if you do the exact opposite of what I do you're doing everything right 😅 So yeah, I'd advise against being my fan

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my only other role model is my dad (Zeus specifically) and he’s worse than anyone ever could be YOURE FINE!!!

I somehow doubt that, but I presume I can't stop you 😅 Just erm.. Be careful

@messengerboyy you wanna tell me something? 🤭

nawh your good tis us (well our very serious online emotionally exhausted old (17 y/o) alter who’s boring as shit /j she’s not as serious as she is online that’s her blog)

IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!! THATS WHAT I WANNA TELL YOU!!! YIPEEEEEEEEEEE

Sorry to break it to you but I'm not a particularily good role model. So much infact if you do the exact opposite of what I do you're doing everything right 😅 So yeah, I'd advise against being my fan

@messengerboyy you wanna tell me something? 🤭

#tagged that account because I can't tag mj-alt for some reason #i hope my brain is working correctly and I didn't just tag the wrong system

Another episode on “I have free will”

WTF hermes, that poor parent just wanted to commission you (maybe, idk, don't have context)

it’s a bot 🥹 either way I can’t take commissions cuz my parents are against me making money,,

Ah ok fair yeah couldn't tell that from the screenshot 😅 Also what an odd thing, my brain is really confused by the concept of parents being against their child having a small income source from a hobby that they can use to buy things they want instead of them having to pay for everything

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