Boeeerrrd

I do what i want.

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The Yagi Household

- By my bff @catcat-ouo

This is an All Might adopted two boys au

The one in the middle is Tenko Shimura Yagi

All Might found him on the street after his quirk incident and adopted him

He trains himself very hard to be a hero

He’s now the No. 4 Hero, Handy

Still a horrible name- Shut up Jade.

He can turn things into dust with a single touch and control the movements of the dust, but unable to reverse it

He’s in the top ten of most villain-like heroes due to his red eyes and scarred face

He aims to be a hero that the public can rely on, so he can carry some weight from All Might’s shoulders

He runs All Might’s agency since All Might is teaching UA

Catchphrase: Thing’s gonna get dusty!

The one on the left is Jade Ed Yagi

After AFO’s plan on making All Might suffer by creating Shigaraki failed, he cloned himself

Jade was created as an emotionless killing machine, with an almost identical quirk like AFO

Quirk: Learning, it allows him to learn anything he looks at, e.g. You use fire in front of the boy? The boy now has flame that’s even hotter

Hero Name: Eclipse, main weapon, a flaming pitch black scythe

One bad thing is that he can’t change biology, he can’t regenerate or turn people into dust

AFO abadoned him on the street because he was deemed a failure, Jade has no emotions, which makes him no motivation to destroy

All Might found him and adopted him too, Tenko is now an older brother, both of them helped Jade to feel emotions

When his eyes are grey, it means he’s having negative feelings, the dimmer it is, the more intense

But when his eyes are green, it means he’s having positive feelings, the brighter it is, the stronger

If All Might didn’t found Tenko on the street, AFO wouldn’t have created Jade

Jade doesn’t need to sleep, eat or drink too function, but he does it anyway cuz reasons

Jade is five years younger than Tenko, he was only ten when All Might had that epic battle with All For One, that caused his respiratory system to fail

Jade then joined the HPSC to get into hero work faster, working under the cover, so All Might wouldn’t strain himself too much

So Hawks is his Senpai, who was 17 when Jade joined as 10-year-old kid looking like 7

For five years working side by side, Jade finally make a break through on his quirk’s aspect of not changing biology, he’s able to grow a pair of wings

Due to his overpowered quirk and him being programmed to fight, he is the trainer to all pro heroes, yes, ALL of them

Not only he’s invincible, him having poker face is not helping, his scars he got from AFO only makes him more intimidating

And basically he trains the heroes by using quirks that are their weakness, by beating the living hell out of them

It’s also a way to make heroes realise how tough it is, if they can’t endure the training, they’re not heroes

After All Might join UA as a teacher, Jade joined UA as well as a teacher assistant

Don’t you think training heroes and working in HPSC are too much? Not in a million year.

His intelligence was already beyond Professor level, so he figured he would go to UA as a staff member at the age of 15

He has many researches on the of medic going on as well, cuz he’s still finding ways to heal All Might

Why doesn’t anyone think it’s weird to have a 15-year-old as a teacher assistant? He acts like he’s been an adult for thousands of years that looks very young

He only swears around people he’s comfortable with, the more formal language he used the more uncomfortable he is

Catchphrase: I’m all about learning.

His middle name is Ed, short for education, a call back to his quirk about learning

The one on the right, Toshinori Yagi

He’s happier with two people in his life

He’s not alone anymore

The boys keep him on his toes

He feels much safer to retire when he knows his boys are handling things

He gets teaching tips from Jade constantly, even asks Jade to train Midoriya on occasions

Midoriya is fanboying so hard that All Might’s entire family is having his back with One For All

All Might teaches Midoriya to not break his bones with the help of Jade

As a workaholic himself, he has two workaholic kids that gives him heart attacks and grey hair

He gets parental tips from Gran Torino, who laughs at Toshi’s misery

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Shadowsan: I can go to missions.

Hideo: *pokes Shadowsan’s wounds*

Shadowsan: *muffled groans in pain*

Hideo: I raised you, Suhara, i know your lies.

Carman Sandiego: Well, Dad.

Eclipse: Got Dad-ed.

[shadownymphette]

The equivalent of your grandparents humbling your parent parents

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The satisfaction is real

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Chase Devineaux: You are under arrest!

Hideo: I suppose you cannot catch real criminals, so instead you harass innocent citizens.

[shadownymphette]

GET HIS ASS HIDEO

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Careful, he doesn’t have olive oil

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Hideo: *stares at Roundabout*

Roundabout: What is it?

Hideo: I do not like you.

Roundabout: So you are Shadowsan’s brother.

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@st0r-fruit @pudgeybear this is funnier with shadowbout as the context

[pudgeybear]

help 😭

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Whys hideo disproving the yaoi smh 😒😒

[pudgeybear]

genuine question, is Hideo homophobic?

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yes but only against roundabout. all the other guys were okay, but he has SOMETHING against this gay in particular.

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Its mmore of a matter of the fact his brother is dating a British man not that he's dating a man ❤️

Also no way hideo is cis, ATLEAST queer. Like come on the theater nerd hair and glasses in the past gave it away

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As the person who wrote that i would like to clarify the joke was based on Hideo, older brother of Shadowsan, not liking Roundabout as he was quite actively antagonising Shadowsan.

But all the additional context added was so much funnier than i imagine. Thank you all for giving me a headcanon that Hideo could be queer and lowkey homophobic towards Roundabout and Roundabout only.

Shadowsan: Brother, i would like you to meet Roundabout.

Roundabout: *met*

Hideo: I do not approve of this.

Shadowsan: Brother, it’s the 21 century. Men in love is not rare, please.

Hideo: No, i am not referring to you being homosexual, i have dated men myself, i know.

Shadowsan: I…didn’t know that.

Hideo: You do now.

Roundabout: I’m confused, then what’s the problem?

Hideo: You, you are the problem.

Shadowsan: Why is he the problem?

Hideo: I do not like him, that is all.

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After Episode 5, it’s just so ironic to see Ragatha trying to have a stronger bond with Pomni like Jax has with Pomni.

Cuz Pomni has a bond with literally everyone else, just not Ragatha

On episode 1, well Pomni was still new so she didn’t have much bonding to do

On episode 2, Pomni bonds with Gummygoo

On episode 3, Pomni bonds with Kinger and even knows about his wife. Cuz from Jax’s reaction and everyone just thinking he’s insane, nobody knows Kinger had a wife.

On episode 4, my girl Gangle drew Pomni and Zooble. If you have an artist friend, that means best friends.

On episode 5, Jax. I do not need to further elaborate.

And episode 5 is supposed to ge Ragatha’s episode, and she’s not getting that Pomni’s friendship level.

By this rate Pomni will have a bonding with Caine and even Bubble before Ragatha pulled herself together.

Or she just abstracts and make Pomni regrets.

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Drunk on Love

I, for one, is drunk on how good my soulmate @catcat-ouo can draw ε>

Happy birthday, All Might!

Toshi can’t drink, not because he gets drunk easily, is because his body is too battered and broken for him to openly drink much.

Not in here, nope, nuh uh, god forbid. To be more accurate, Jade forbids, that Toshi’s body is hurt.

As one of world’s best surgeons, Jade achieved the impossible at the age of fourteen, managed to maintain Toshi’s body at a certain level of healthy.

According to Tenko, he is still bragging to this day, and definitely will never stop.

Therefore, Toshi can actually drink to a point he’s drunk. He can only do it when he knows his older son has his other son contained though, because the little one won’t allow him to drink even a sip of alcohol.

Toshi comes home drunk from Principal Nezu throwing him a birthday party with other UA staff on the expense of him.

Jade frowns immediately once he sets eyes on his father, but he didn’t forget that today is still Toshi’s birthday. So against his better judgement, he will scold that beanpole of a parent tomorrow.

Tenko is watching TV, of the newest information of Eraserhead, his second favourite hero after All Might. Eraserhead is so cool after all, though no way as cool as Toshi.

“Welcome back, Dad.” The brothers said in unison to their father who is now giggling. He takes a sip of his sparkling water, probably trying to sober himself up.

Then pulls his sons, the loves of his life, his lights in the darkness, his precious, beautiful baby boys, into a hug so crushing that shouldn’t have been possible for someone that looks like the Symbol of Death.

Tenko’s mouth twitches, and he is unable to hide his smirk, betraying his satisfaction that he receives by a father’s hug and pride.

Jade doesn’t have any emotions on his face, he hasn’t been the greatest at it, but his eyes glow brighter. The obvious indication of him being happy.

“Happy birthday from both of us, Dad.”

“Thank you.”

“We love you, Dad.”

“I love you both too, so much.”

“You’re crying, Dad.”

“I know.”

“You’re drunk, Dad.”

“No I’m not.”

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Nest

By my nicest soulmate @catcat-ouo !!

Happy birthday, All Might!

It’s not everyday Toshi survives another year of, Midoriya giving him heart attacks, Bakugo giving him heart attacls, AFO giving him heart attacks, well, basically everyone giving him heart attacks.

That includes his own sons too.

Jade got hit with a quirk that turns him into a small white fluffy chirping birdie, and Tenko decides that the best place to secure his Ototo is on Toshi’s head.

“I mean, messy hair, golden streaks, it’s practicallya nest, Dad.”

“Tenko please take a photo before i pass out from coughing too much blood.”

“I have already taken so many photos. Wait, why would this make you cough blood? He’s not that heavy.”

“No my baby’s too adorable.”

Jade decided that at this moment is the best time to nib onto Toshi’s bang.

“I’m dying of the cuteness.”

“Don’t die yet lemme get another hundreds of photos.”

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Cat’s Callling Home

By my @catcat-ouo ε>

Ecstatic Eclipse is still not quiet after closing, even without its usual visitors, no matter big or small. The toys — mini critters, mini huggies, mini kissies, mini mommies, bigger body initiatives, they remain thriving in the mall.

They can’t leave this place without risking everything they have, the peace, the safety, the freedom, too much of a price to pay.

Jade watches over them at his usual spot — the monitor room that is filled with CCTVs, where not even an itch of his own safe haven would be overlooked.

In the silence of the room, he hears it.

Ring ring

Unexpected, but not unusual, this place has all sorts of sounds. It could be a mini critter walking in the room, Yarnaby playing with some rings, toy phones that Jade would rather destroy than having around.

Sawyer has guaranteed that toy phones are all intra-connected, so that no one would be able to sneak in a cruel prank that could’ve been disastrous.

Not that Jade doesn’t trust his partner, he does, with every clay, elastic plastic, cotton of his body, his paranoia won’t let him rest.

The eye that glows in the dark, the body that is covered in the dead bodies of toys, that face-

“Hoi, hooman!”

Jade snaps out his daily emo episodes when he felt something lands on his shoulders. It’s Square on his head, wearing herself up there like a hat.

“GET OFF HIS HEAD.”

Sawyer shouts through static from his now designated TV from the control panel with his glitching red eye, he has given up his usual spot in Jade’s phone.

Why, you ask. Well.

“Hello, neeeighbour!”

Wally is still in Sawyer’s usual spot, because he likes Sawyer’s company (he didn’t), he likes being able to see and talk to his neighbour, but the most obvious one is that he can’t find his way to Home.

Sawyer was unable to handle Wally’s monotone enthusiasm, so he made a “tactical retreat” to not, and Jade quotes, “lose what is left of my mind”.

“Hiiii, Wally!”

“Oh no, there are two of them.”

“Why are you in there?”

“In where?”

“Inside there!”

“Inside where?”

“Is the place you’re in called ‘Where’?”

“Where?”

“Alright then, I’ll go Where!”

“Where are you going?”

“Yesss, Where is where I’ll go!”

“I’m losing brain cells.”

“You don’t have brain cells.”

“Metaphorically.”

Jade rolls his eyes, but there isn’t real heat in the action itself. His life is practically built on nonsense that served no purpose, but that’s what keeps him grounded, alive.

He has a feeling no matter where he goes, the kitty who has ADHD, the Autistic little puppet, and his digital eyeball of anger issue.

[Later]

“WHY are they STILL talking?!”

“Is this making your skin crawl?”

“Metaphorically, yes.”

Jade counted, it’s been six hours, the children are still talking, and the computer is still fuming.

This is going to be a long day, and he welcomes it anytime.

He’s not sure where did Wally come from, how did he come here, or even what exactly is he. But this place, more specifically, Jade’s phone, can be his Home, for as long as he needs.

To Sawyer’s dismay for having his usual spot taken.

To Square’s joy to visit Wally.

In the Home of Jade Madrigal.

Part 1 Here!

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The Hollow One

Drawing by puny @catcat-ouo !!

Peekaboo!

Jade Madrigal likes to play with all the toys, no matter their sizes.

Some of them pretends to be shocked to humour Jade, some of them are genuinely shocked.

Can you tell if Catnap is actually startled or he’s faking it?

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Jade: Sawyer was at the yoga retreat in Mommy’s Area, and his tv fell out of the ceiling during a warrior pose, and his screen is broken.

Dogday: Should we consider the possibility that someone pushed him?

Jade: Dogday, please. They were a bunch of peace-loving, well now, toys who spent years in the factory with my partner. Of course someone pushed him.

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Tenko: Ototo, do me a favor. Call Hawks and light a fire under him. (To make Jade hurry up)

Hawks: I'm right here, Yagi.

Tenko: Oh. Good. I didn't see you come in.

Hawks: You opened the door for me. You thanked me for bringing a bottle of Chardonnay.

Tenko: Doesn’t sound like me.

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Tenko: Why is it that you’re always causing commotion?

Jade: I don’t cause commotion; I am commotion.

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Context: Jade Madrigal likes to give beautiful new clothes for the toys to wear, but he still has a place in Ecstatic Eclipse, that people can put the clothes they don’t want, so he can recycle the fabrics

Jade: They called me a snob, Sawyer. I'm... Oh, I'm sorry if I don't rush to throw the toys in every bargain-bin rag people tosses our way.

Sawyer: You're not really shedding the "snob" tag with that.

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No safety. No food. No aid. No water. No healthcare. No education. Is this what it means to live? Is this what world accept as life?

If a group of animals were trapped, starved, and cut off from the world like this, people would be outraged. But because it's us—human beings—somehow, the world looks away.

These are unbearable days. Everything feels heavy. Each hour presses on my chest like I’m being suffocated.

My family needs urgent help.

Basic survival has become nearly impossible. Bread—just bread—now costs over $25 a day to make.

We are not asking for luxury. We are begging for life.

Please, if you’re reading this: help.

Reblog this post. Talk about us. Donate if you can. Even a small act can mean everything right now.

#crisis #humanrights #emergency #donate #pleasehelp #tumblrcommunity #survivestories #reblogtohelp #signalboost

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Ringring x The Hollow One

Drawing by radiant @catcat-ouo !!!

Welcome Home x Poppy Playtime

After the website updated, Wally has a new audio that one can through the red button on the toy phone.

You can see the transcript here

I had a theory that Wally went to somewhere else, he is not at Welcome Home, but he is not physically in our world neither.

So he is stuck between inside of Home and in our world, basically in a phone.

And since Sawyer is in a phone that Jade carries with him, Wally occupied his space by being in the phone too.

✨ So ✨

It happened on a normal day, where the toys are playing with the visitors, playing their role as life-like animatronics, Jade’s phone suddenly vibrates.

Jade, knowing it’s only Sawyer, decided to ignore the constant vibrations. But it doesn’t stop, instead, it intensifies, meaning Sawyer is calling him more insistently.

Against his better judgement, Jade takes out the phone from his pocket, and wants to address to whatever problem Window ‘95 has to bring on the table.

Usually, there would be a not amused eye staring back so him, or, unfortunately, there would be a single red eye that is about to commit genocide on mass, and which ironically, he did in some sort of way.

Jade was not prepared to find a, dazed, inarguably adorable pair of big ol’ eyes that belongs to a pretty smol toy-like...boy. Jade wasn’t sure if that is the right word to describe what he is seeing, but he will go with that.

That usual egotistical floating orb of arrogance is now pushed at a side, glaring at the…boy, about to combust out of pure irritation at any moment.

“Uh…”

“Finally, you decided to give me SOME attention. Now get this thing out of here!”

“Hello, neeighbor!”

“I’m sorry, who are you?”

“Don’t apologise, I’m Wally, and you’re my neighbor!”

“That makes sense.”

“No it does NOT.”

“Why are you upset, neighbor?”

“Yeah, why are you upset? You have a neighbor with you, Sawyer. Then you wouldn’t complain about me ignoring you.”

Wally turns to the ever-glowing red eye, “I’m your neighbor, neeeighbor!”

The crimsom circle is shaking, one may confuse its slight horror of living with a child, with its forever anger.

Sawyer then stares directly at Jade, “No, this is a joke! Tell me you ARE joking!”

“If this is a joke, i should laugh. Hahaha.”

Sawyer and Jade go silence when Wally laughs in a monotone yet somehow sound sincere at the same time. Jade doesn’t know how to response to that, Sawyer, on the other hand, cannot believe that this is his roommate now.

Sawyer screams, “GET HIM OUT OF HERE.” As Wally just stares at him calmly.

Jade almost dropped the phone when Sawyer yelled, “Wh-wh-how?? I don’t even know how he got in there in the first place!”

Wally points to the left, “One minute i was at Home,” then points to the right. “The second minute i was in here.”

Jade nods solemnly, “That is useful information.”

Sawyer’s eye twitches, “It isn’t, and you know it. Where IS your home?”

“Your neighborhood!”

Jade and Sawyer go silent again, but this time, Jade is too stunned to speak and Sawyer is too done to speak.

“Good luck, Sawyer, i know you’ll need it.”

“I’d say i’d lose my mind if i hadn’t lost it.”

“Figuratively?”

“Physically.”

“I’ll help you find it, neighbor!”

Sawyer lets out a long suffering sigh, “Yes…you will...”

Jade would have been laughing if his toy body permitted, “It’s probably in the ‘80s.”

Now Harley Sawyer, experiment #1345, has a roommate, Wally Darling, and Jade Madrigal is there to witness his karma.

“What did i do to deserve this?”

“It’s faster to say what you didn’t do.”

“Look neighbor, i can grab your finger!”

Part 2!

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Poppy Playtime Au:

The Hollow One

Drawing by joyful @catcat-ouo !!

Jade Madrigal and his partner at their finest

Jade Madrigal, before he was a humanoid toy, was a capybara toy.

And Sawyer, why does he have cat ears, i hear you ask.

The answer is: @catcat-ouo wanted to add cat ears to him and frankly they suit him.

The thing next to Sawyer is a hand, either Thing got out of the Addams Family or Jade needs a hand.

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My Poppy Playtime AU:

The Hollow One

Drawings by terrific @catcat-ouo !!!

Name: Jade Madrigal

Height: 2 m

Weight: 50 kg

Occupation: Founder of Ecstatic Eclipse

Special about this au:

Poppy doesn’t exist in this au.

Sure, Poppy is very important, she’s evil or she’s just scared, yada yada.

In this au, Elliot made a capybara toy from a corpse, named it Jade. Elliot realised how smart and social Jade can be, and turned him into a humanoid toy to aid in Playtime Co.

Jade works around with actual human employees, he never has real authority, but he knows how everything works since he was here since the beginning.

Jade knew Harley Sawyer when he was recruited for Young Genius Program, and became close with him like a brother to Sawyer.

Even when Sawyer was taken out of the Program by Elliot, Jade kept contacts with Sawyer.

When Sawyer returned by Leith’s invitation and started Bigger Body Initiative, Jade became partners with him for his intelligence and nurturing nature for the children.

When Sawyer is the father that created the toys, Jade is the father that took care of the toys.

Sawyer and Jade are partners and equals, they would bicker on sight, going as far as physical fights. Yet somehow they are often working with each other perfectly, completely each other’s role.

In this au, the toys only stayed in Playtime for a year after the Hour of Joy, until Jade guided them all out. Jade killed the Prototype himself, stopping his reigh, and there’s no Poppy here that wants to blow up the entire factory.

They settled in another factory that is under Jade’s name, and Jade made it into a place where the toys can be free as themselves, as well as entertainment mall for human visitors to earn money.

The entertainment mall is Ecstatic Eclipse, where every door is automatic (because Sawyer is in control of every part of the part like he had control of Playtime Co) and every animatronics are so life-like they seem to be alive. (because they are, those are the toys)

So in this au you will see every single toy, living in harmony, casually breaking and destroying TV screens out of spite, and only one (1) human. (It isn’t human)

All big toys, Huggy Wuggy, Mommy Long Legs, Catnap, Kissy Missy, Dogday, the critters, the smol Huggies, all live in this company created by Jade.

They are contented to entertaining visitors, without any stress or pressure like they used to, only need to worry what should they eat for dinner because now they have unlimited options.

Ecstatic Eclipse is a very successful company, so Jade is very rich, and he spares no expenses to treat the toys with whatever they want.

Jade himself always carries a staff for razzdle dazzle, yes he dances and performs too, and a phone that has Sawyer’s main consciousness is there.

It acts as both safekeeping from the toys killing Sawyer and that Jade and Sawyer can be together no matter when.

Building of Jade:

Jade is hollow inside, literally, he has no internal organs or blood that is necessary for his survival.

He doesn’t need substances to stay alive, and his body is made with elastic plastic and clay.

Elastic plastic allows him to be flexible and grant agility against even the fastest toys that might be aggressive.

Clay allows him to have greater endurance, and that he can fix himself even if he has taken damages from the toys.

Clay also grant him shapeshifting abilities that limit to changing his fingers to claws, and teeth to fangs, that is his hunting mode that he only used against Prototype and nobody else.

His eyes can go diluted when hunting mode (like Mommy Long Legs) to intimidate his opponent.

He does have screws and has visible joints for toys, but he always wear long sleeves and gloves to cover them.

His face doesn’t have muscles like humans do, so he has a fixed facial expression of resting-face, so he looks empty, that he is hollow.

Plus, his real voice has no emotions, hence he isn’t one of the gentle voices. Indicates that he isn’t the one that would ever lie to his children toys.

He may seem a serious person that knows everything, but actually he is always anxious and has no idea what is going on. He’s a tired dadtm.