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Morning all. A long long time since I have used this. Mainly because I forget. I get distracted by the little things and big things that come along. Although to be fair they in turn get forgotten. A problem I’ve had all my life. Forgetting. Even as to why I’m in the bathroom with a dinner plate instead of the kitchen.
Probably be diagnosed with ADD because my attention span can be so short.…
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So I figure tumbler is the place to ask since Google doesn't know. How many lines of dialogue are there in Harry Potter and the Philosophers/ Sorcerers stone? The novel version not the movie. Need this for a video idea I'm working on.
Dear Ronald, You got the girl we both wanted. So I slept with your sister. Regards Harry.
Three things I love about these replies:
3. This person completely misses the joke.
2. This person then decides to argue about media, again missing the joke.
1. All replies are tagged #TNG for some reason.
#TNG The Newt Gingritch?
During the hight of Piracy Pirates where the enemy of all. Yet they had rules amongst thier own. Like Rape. If a Pirate raped a woman he was executed. He wasn't offered help for his problem. His daddy didn't come along to help. He didn't get an absurd amount of jail time. He didn't get to blame the woman for her dress sense. No meant no. Of you didn't understand that as a pirate you ended up very dead. That's why I fucking Love Pirates. Yes they did bad things to good people but even they had fucking standards back then. Pity governments don't today. #nomeansno
This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer
this is actually super fucking smartass of them
For someone who has never watched Harry Potter this might cause them to call Child Protective Services....
New Year Old Me.....
New Year Old Me…..
So it is now 2016. Everywhere you look there are the “New year new me” crap on every social media site. Appropriately these tend to get trolled in passive ways from what I have seen so far. Although part of me hopes that for the people concerned that it works out.
For me personally I know for a fact that this year I will still be me. I could vouchsafe that I am going to change and make some…
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Christmas Eve.
So it’s the last day before Christmas day. For the first time in as long as I can remember I don’t need to shop today. The gifts I wanted to buy are done and I can relax for a change. No rushing and thankfully no need to settle on crappy gifts for people cause I can’t find what I want to get them. Or spending more than I should because I waited so long.
It’s a strange feeling for me. I’m not…
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Ding dongs and Tits.
That is what being a teenager is all about.
I’ve been talking to my future sister in law about idiots she has to go to school with spreading rumors and such and broke it all down to guys wanting to get there ding dongs closer to tits and girls deciding which ding dongs she wants closer to her tits.
Granted there are exceptions to this rule. Guys preferring guys and visa versa for girls.…
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That strange sound your but makes when you far are your ass cheeks slapping together after the air has passed through them. Essentially your ass is applauding your bowels for evacuating unwanted air. #fart #lots #be #happy #ass #clapping #applause
When I have kids I don't want them to grow up like me. I have too many faults and short comings. I want them to grow up to be like Luna Lovegood. Now there is someone who doesn't have it in her to discriminate. She truly treats all people equally. Even when those people are determined to hurt her. She has a strength that I don't think I will ever have. The opitomy of a role model. Thank you Luna.
tony stark is a slytherin i say calmly as i read yet another headcanon post saying he’s not. tony’s a slytherin i yell as i turn 300 feet tall and grow scales and clawed hands and large leathery wings. i breathe fire and brimstone on the city below me, unleashing a hellish inferno on earth. tony stark is a slytherin.
He is. But his father was Griffindor. So he spends his time trying to impress his dead father with his heroism. As if to say “See Dad, I can be brave if I need to be. I chose Slytherin. Cause the hat asked me. How ever about the scarf of sexual preference. …… well…….
Me being bored on a car journey.
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So it has come to Saturday morning again. I am at the local Costa Coffee shop enjoying my usual large skinny latte outside watching the early rising world wander by. Thinking too much as always.
Currently I am an agency worked for a large publisher and have the opportunity to go full time. The normal response for most is that this is a good thing. Problem is that I am not sure how much I would…
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Forever
Forever is a long time. We can say it but to feel it is difficult. Looking at my life at the moment makes me realise this.
12 months ago I was living a hundred and sixty miles away from here. I had a good paying job with stress that was slowly killing me. I was trying to look after my newly divorced father and keep my girlfriend happy. This felt like it would last forever.
Now my dad is in a…
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