let link say fuck

mylo / 22 / she her / a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain

[graveyard-whistler]

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[totallyrhettro]

“Real men wear heels.” (X)

[jadeneal]

rhett and link: [planning out their lives together twenty years from now, giving each other tips, joking about how rhett will still be looking out for link]

me: [on the floor, clutching my chest, openly crying]

[jadeneal]

rhett: [veers on the road, makes a mistake, gets honked at in la traffic]

link: WHO THE FUCK

[cannoliao]

#nofilter

[jacularmetteld]

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[graveyard-whistler]

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[graveyard-whistler]

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[chosca]

buddy system spinoff when the hallucination rhett and link AREN’T brutally murdered and instead move to a farm to start their plant family together (styling their hair down to avoid confusion ofc)

[graveyard-whistler]

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[graveyard-whistler]

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[grab-noodles]

[mossy5-deactivated20180324]

Once Link finds something he likes, he sticks with it; that’s why we’ve been friends forever.

Rhett

[graveyard-whistler]

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[jadeneal]

those boys: [do the pseudosexual stuff]

me: meh

they: [say accidental sweet compliments about each other and mimic giving each other soft tepid kisses]

me: fuck. Fuck. shit. guys? guys, we’re in trouble

[graveyard-whistler]

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[jadeneal]