Where The Ship Hits The Fan

Happy Endings Guaranteed

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[madeofklay]

Another Mermay! I thought I was drawing a pufferfish, but apparently the ones with the pronounced spines are porcupine fish. You learn something new every day! Not this mermaid though, their head is empty.

[totallyrhettro]

Happy 1 year anniversary to my doctor telling me, after months of mysterious abdominal pain, after many increasingly invasive tests, declared she had no idea what was wrong with me and suggested diet and exercise.

And then I ended up in the emergency room and it turned out it was my appendix.

Yay women's medical care.

[liveoverdrive]

A wizard never gives too many fucks. Nor does he give too few. He gives precisely as many fucks as he means to.

[isabellebissonrouthier]

The one thing you HAVE to know about your characters before you start writing is what they want most of all

[totallyrhettro]

I don't even know what I want most of all.

[totallyrhettro]

I promise I've been working on part 2 of my merman rhett fic. Once I finish chapter 4, I think I'll start posting. Sound good?

[totallyrhettro]

Chapters: 23/23

Fandom: rhink - Fandom, Star Wars, Rhett & Link Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rhett McLaughlin/Link Neal Characters: Rhett McLaughlin, Link Neal Additional Tags: Jedi, Slave Link, Slave Trade, Frottage, Religious Celibacy, Happy Ending, rhink, Kissing, First Kiss, Falling In Love, Sex, Gay Sex Summary:

Jedi Knight Rhett McLaughlin managed to escape the purge of the Emperor to become one of the last of his celibate order. After years of a solitary life, he finds himself with a former slave for a friend. Despite his efforts to maintain anonymity and the jedi code, he starts to realize that doing either is easier said than done.

[inrealvampire]

May the 4th be with you 🥹🫰🏻

[totallyrhettro]

I've heard ppl say, "The older you get, the more republican you'll be," and I dont understand because no one acts more like a spoiled toddler than a republican these days.

[thatlavendergremlin]

A reminder that this tumblr is not a safe place for any kind of bigotry.

You'll never be "too gay",

And be unapologetically queer 🏳️‍🌈

[estherandoh]

This is so wonderfully stupid.🤭

Happy Star Wars Day!

[totallyrhettro]

Just got an ad from Tumblr for a republican politician. Like, what the fuck in my 10+ year history on tumblr makes you think I want that rn?!

[totallyrhettro]

Dont mind me, I'm just watching Deep Space 9 again.

[totallyrhettro]

Saw the redwing blackbirds staking out their spots on the tall grass yesterday. I think it's officially spring in Minnesota!

[totallyrhettro]

Questions to think about when making your next D&D character to make them feel more fleshed out:

1. What is their morning hair/makeup routine?

2. What do they order at the tavern for dinner?

3. What would they be doing during the Cardassian occupation of Deep Space Nine in the Fenderation-Dominion war?

4. What is their favorite color?

Hope this helps!!

[tearsanctuary]

“why are you getting frustrated with your characters? you write them, they can do whatever you want”

NO THEY CAN’T. this little fuckers have some psychological power over me i CANNOT MAKE THEM DO SHIT

[chamomile-teabag]

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me