Jade Moroun

I rant about my problems and post stupid stuff. That's about it.

[batreaux]

what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square

[zahnegott]

walt street bout ta see me weewee

[babygirl-blood]

[favoritesecret]

!!!!!!!

[neutralmilkh0e]

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

This post is eveeeeeeeerything

[thenatsdorf]

Juvenile Black-Tailed Jackrabbit (via desertsirena)

[mesopelagic]

BIG

FOCKING

[tasteforthetasteless]

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

“I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.”

[perspicacityatwork]

Holy fuck

[jadeofthemoroun-blog]

Life is like a roller coaster. Not because of the ups and the downs, but because there's always a big drop, and sometimes you aren't sure if you'll live through it or not, but you will, as long as you don't unfasten yourself from your cart.

[cispeopletexting]

First time getting one of these!

[jadeofthemoroun-blog]

What if "zombies" were just time travellers, because when you time travel, maybe you get put in the body of you during that time period, so if you travel to a time when you are dead, you are put in your corpses body, making it hard to move your body parts since they haven't moved in so long (like when you sit in the same position for an hour) hence the reason said zombies move slowly. And, your mouth would be difficult to move as well, hence the moaning. Both the slowness and the moaning could be side affects of time travel as well. Anyways, now you don't have to be scared if a zombie's following you. It just a regular person, trapped in a corpse.

[jadeofthemoroun-blog]

NEW New Years Tradition!!!

I think instead of saying happy New Years to everyone, we should think of people who are suicidal, depressed, or have any other disorders or troubles, and tell them how proud of them we are for getting through another year and how happy we are that they did.

[jadeofthemoroun-blog]

I'm honestly the straightest person I know but sometimes I can't help but make a pun about me being gay so I'm pretty sure 50% of the people I know think I am gay...

[jadeofthemoroun-blog]

Some people like mushrooms Some people like broccoli Some people like both Some people like neither Some people like mushrooms and broccoli and carrots We don't discriminate them for which foods they like, so why should we discriminate them for what genders they like?

[jadeofthemoroun-blog]

Story Time

So I have a specific group of people I hang out with because they're the only ones that I'm not to afraid to talk to. So whenever I'm noticeably upset, any but one of these people will ask me why. Before I even get a chance to answer, this one 'friend' that is always there, buts in and says stuff along the lines of "It's Jade. She's always depressed. She doesn't have a reason or anything. She just wants attention", but there are various different ways that they say it. They're my only friend group and I'm too scared to attempt to befriend anyone else. So yeah. My that's the story of how I can't talk about when I am upset with my friends.

[jadeofthemoroun-blog]

I hate how I'm supposed to change for gym class (which I totally get 'cause y'know. I smell like sh*t afterwards), but I hate doing so because without fail, every time, someone either grabs my stomach and says I'm too fat, or grabs my stomach and says I'm too skinny and look anorexic (depending on how much I've eaten lately is varies between the two). I hate it. I hate my stomach being grabbed when I'm just trying to not smell disgusting, and I hate being told that how much I weigh is always a problem (either too skinny or too fat). It's not fun. So for all of you who make fun of me for not changing for gym class, this is why. Stop making me feel bad about my body, and I'll start changing. It's that easy.

[jadeofthemoroun-blog]

"You only say you're ugly so everyone will compliment you." No. I say I'm ugly because I'm constantly told that I'm ugly by everyone. People don't typically compliment me when I say I'm ugly. Thy usually agree. Just a PSA for all you ignorant l'il sh*ts who say that every time someone puts themselves down that they are doing it to get attention/compliments.

[jadeofthemoroun-blog]

If you’re reading this, I love you. If you are Muslim, I love you. If you are Christian, I love you. If you are Catholic, I love you. If you aren’t any of these, I love you. If you are straight, gay, bi, pan, ace, or anything else, I love you. If you are a girl, boy, trans, agender, gender-fluid, or anything else, I love you. If you are from Canada, USA, India, Australia, England, France, Africa, or anywhere else, I love you. As long as you aren’t an asshole, I love you.

If anyone makes you feel down on yourself for who you are, remember, I love you.

[jadeofthemoroun-blog]

I’m 5'4" and 147lbs of pure fucking gold and if you don’t like that, too fucking bad. Go fuck yourself.

[prettycraycrayfan]

I want to know what it’s like….

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