[crushsuggestions]

fuck it!! life is short! tell people you love them!!! confess to your crush!!!!! take a nap!!!!!!! throw yourself into the abyss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fnhdgsja-deactivated20221223]

I have anxiety!!!!!!!!

[crushsuggestions]

me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tenderpoc]

Honey Bare for @tincanspaceship

[jadziaquacks]

Getting real horny for this candle rn ngl. Every breath is a blessing

[startrek-villain]

[primatechnosynthpop]

[ID: a comic panel featuring an angry, deliberately poorly drawn Sonic the Hedgehog. His speech bubble has been edited to say: "I'm so mad. I'm gonna watch the same Star Trek episodes I always watch so I won't be so mad". End ID]

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

if you level up your eevee while listening to a-ha it evolves into takemeon

[draconym]

[chthonicillness]

me talking to a man: i know. i know. yeah i know. i know. i’m aware. yes i already know that

[durangotroi]

when u gotta interrupt to talk abt star trek

[redandfranticfeelings]

big movie studio: we’re going to introduce our first lgbt character!!! it’s going to be so groundbreaking and important for the lgbt community!!!

the actual movie:

[jadziaquacks]

All my tumblr ads are for slimming world while i'm in the bath eating frosted flake lucky charms with sparkly marshmallow flavour liquor. Fuck off. I know how I'm living

[jadziaquacks]

Alexa play don't stop me now

[jadziaquacks]

All my tumblr ads are for slimming world while i'm in the bath eating frosted flake lucky charms with sparkly marshmallow flavour liquor. Fuck off. I know how I'm living

[capstellium]

i hate twitter bc every time a new season of stranger things comes out everyone is on there like “winona ryder in the 90’s tho😍” like bitch.... winona ryder is hot now. im so tired of cowardice. accept milfs into your heart or perish

[lovablys]

no disrespect to other clouds but pink ones are the best

[ayobalimi]

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

went to the grocery store yesterday and saw they had some cheddar cheese on sale. i noticed a middle aged woman filling her entire hand basket with these discounted aged cheddar blocks, hand movements frantic and eyes set with determination. i reached over and grabbed a block from the discount bin. she snapped out of her reverie and quietly asked “do you want some more?” i said no i only want one block. she looked horrified. are you sure, she asked. yeah, i responded, plunking the block in next to my spinach. she began explaining that she and her friends really like this particular cheese. she sounded horrified. she was stumbling on her own words. i left quickly, feeling like i walked into something i shouldnt have seen. a private moment between this woman and her cheeses. i hope she is doing okay and is eating her cheese. 

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

actually im eating my cheese now and honestly i understand her, this cheese SLAPS

[irl-mato]

my mental illness @ me

[ladyinsertnamehere]

Genie: you have 3 wishes

Me: I wish men who dismiss period pains would experience them for ten minutes every week

Genie: oof that’s a nice one that’s on me you still got three left

[ayeforscotland]

Let’s fucking do this!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥