fan blog?

not bad for a girl with only 2 brain cells

[jame7t]

Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again

[electronicmail]

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

[l3irdl3rain]

Explaining to her that if she ever gets outside she has to come back to me. And even though it’s scary and I know she’d want to run and hide she just can’t.

[godlessondheimite]

it’s so liberating not being a beverage person. nothing beats the ice cold refreshing taste of WATER. oh you don’t have coke? you only have pepsi? that’s FINE. i don’t want EITHER. there’s no coffee? well guess what. i’m gonna be in a bad mood all day NO MATTER WHAT.

[hevcrap]

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[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[iheartcilia]

I would have said clit if I was her

[lakevida]

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

[perfect-jerry-blossom]

i genuinely can't fucking deal with the larger internet anymore holy shit what the fuck are you people TALKING about. i am at my limit with this stupid bullshit. who the fuck cares if a man is hired to draw medical diagrams for young girls jesus christ we're pearl clutching about medical illustrations now? next you're gonna tell me male pediatricians shouldn't advise parents on their kids' vulva issues? male surgeons shouldn't be in the room when performing a procedure where a woman's breasts or vulva might be exposed? male researchers shouldn't conduct gynecological medical research? sure. better for men to live in ignorance and NEVER ally themselves with us to expand access to sexual education and reproductive healthcare i fucking guess. Twenty thousand likes. i hate it here KILL ME

[perfect-jerry-blossom]

THIS is the post that got me my first ever anon hate. i'd like to thank the academy tbh

also not related but can ppl on this post being like "yeah STOP being mean to men!!" pls stop cuz that's not the point of what i was saying 💀 i'm not mad bc someone was mean to a man i'm mad bc feminism is being hijacked by bioessentialist conservative Christian moralist bullshit where the goal seems to be the complete and total segregation of women from men instead of like, the material improvement of women's lives. i don't care if some intsta commenter is mean to men i care that feminism is culturally turning into Nu Conservatism

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[real-vampyre]

hiii girls ! group howl AWOOOOOOOOO

[tlitookilakin]

AWWWWOOOOOOOO

[yay-bunnies-zone]

i n eed to get to myburrow

[cannibalchicken]

[triangleguy]

[zmpl]

i miss 2014 feminism so much. we were all so newly progressive. we just learned what the word intersectionality means. girls were starting movements at their schools to change the misogynist dress codes. now we’re stuck in the hellscape of “i’m just a girl” “girl math” “being good at the blue store so he’ll take me to the pink store” WHERE DID WE GO WRONGGG

[zmpl]

oh and don’t forget that trans women are getting banned from women’s sports because apparently cis women are all born with glass bones and paper skin and will literally disintegrate and die if they try to play a sport against anyone that isn’t another cis woman because they inherently suck so bad at it💔 like ARE WE HEARING OURSELVES

[zmpl]

remember when beyonce displayed the word feminist broadcast on live tv during the VMAs. remember that. now no one i know irl calls themselves a feminist. was it just a trendy buzzword to you all

[glyphsmash]

whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig

[mrscancelled-1]

[rickybabyboy]

i toucha the fruit, you got fruit? ill touch it for FREE! dont worry about it!

[rockyhasthumbs]

You got water? I touch for you