[jae-birdd]

Alhaitham - Jock Reseacher.

He's got no business being a nerd that's buffer than the One and Oni Itto.

I sit in the waiting room now.

[macksarts]

Been itching to make Sir Caine happen with my own two hands. Just an idea that desperately needed to escape my head. Colored chain mail and all. What do yall think?

[nanuuiycacahuates]

Liminal 🎪

[36028]

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[driftwoodsix]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[pukicho]

Cave divers are our bravest, most useless soldiers

[sermna]

???

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

[headspace-hotel]

thought about that quote "homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in one" but how awkward would it be if we discovered another species that was homophobic

"homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in two. what? oh, humans, and the yellow-patched cuboid pinecone wren that was recently discovered on an island off the coast of canada. they're fucking bigots"

[oluransom-deactivated20201026]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[falseknees]

Prints available in my store!