Yes, And

profile pic wont save. Fuck it! 42, dyke. X-Files/Succession sidetum: hehadaslightoverbite

[medievalreligiousfanatic]

[ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder]

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

[affectionate-anarchy]

President aint been seen in public in a week? This close to the damn diva's birthday? And they showed a prerecorded podcast of him? Ass is dead. Wheelchair bound at least. Got his ass practicing walking in one of those skeletal suits.

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[justseventeen]

June 1994. What to wear to a backyard bash? A patchwork of plaids, ginghams, denims, and bandana prints will do.'

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[iraffiruse]

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[affectionate-anarchy]

Boards of Canada came out with new music

Syd is comin out with new music

TI and Jill Scott goin on tour

Pride stuff is happening soon

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[brightlotusmoon]

[harperhug]

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

[handageddon]

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

[mananabuffins]

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

[authoratmidnight]

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

[catboy-artist]

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

[mlembug]

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

fiction can be so beautiful when groundedness and lore aren’t even considerations

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i’m only seven pages into this book and i would already do anything for it

[risen-in-hate]

Please tell me this makes sense in context. I beg you.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

why would you want it to

[dysphoresque]

Sula, Toni Morrison

[borderlinereminders]

Reminder: Just because you imagined a worst-case scenario doesn’t mean it’s coming true.

Your brain rehearsing danger is not a prediction.

[goodbye-horse-ss]

[mousenemy]

[affectionate-anarchy]

Me and my Grandmommy, 15 years ago today, came up in my memories on fb

[lovednknown]