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if i was possessed by a demon i would simply let it take over whenever i found myself in any unpleasant situation. you want to fuck around in this body rent-free, you get to deal with the consequences.

valtsv

someone: HEY! ASSHOLE!

the demon i share a body with against my will: *nervously* uh, who is that? what do they want from us?

me:

trixie-katya-tati

But is it fashion?

illinicoise

My last two brain cells trying to make a point:

I’m attacked

AhhhhhhhhhjjHHHHH

my boy ratatouille livin the good life im happy for him

ubercream

zappavolta

awwdorables

French Bulldog argues bedtime

cherryclit

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

iujoy-deactivated20210730

@ghostsgf

c00tiebreath

HE WENT RIGHT TO SLEEP IM UGLY CRYING

elephantsshoe-blog

domesticdad

This is me all day everyday

botanyshitposts

idk how the hell i’ve run a blog called ‘botanyshitposts’ for almost four years now without ever thinking to talk about this but in high school my little brother wanted a pet that wouldnt die so we got him a moss ball for $8 at a pet store and he named it tiki and it lives in this dedicated plastic tank at our parents’ house even though we’re both at college now. usually it doesnt do anything but over the past two weeks of winter break our family has watched in horror as it has gone about the process of slowly and ominously rising from its usual position at the depths of its abode to the top, where it now floats with gravel bits stuck to it from literal years of not moving. my mom has moved it to behind the sink so now whenever i go to wash my hands in the kitchen i have to face it and im scared

botanyshitposts

just squeezed all the water out of her like yall said in the replies and i put her back and shes still floating….maybe she just likes it up there

botanyshitposts

update: she sank to the bottom and stayed there for days and i thought this story was over until i WALKED OVER TO THE SINK JUST NOW

botanyshitposts

test: pet her, tell her she is a good moss ball

results: she sit

botanyshitposts

wild things about this post:

-the amount of porn bots mass reblogging this bc of the word ‘ball’

-the amount of people with extensive knowledge about native moss ball habitats and care coming out of the woodwork to reply to this post

-the amount of people endeared and riveted by her ongoing performance

bombdiggity666

I was going to post a long explanation for this diurnal migration behaviour, but I feel like a true explanation. Would just be lost.

jklantern

Blessed Post

just-bog-things

I have one too! His name is Tarim, and I got him with a friend when we went to see a real life viking ship a few times over! I love my sweet lil boyo! I hope they can be friends.