I hate toasters

I'm ian, i really hate toasters. I'm taller than a fully extended trombone.

[sesh]

[sesh]

[heylittletomboy]

They Hacked Women

[chinesecentury]

Type of poster you make before getting .1% of the vote

[skidfarts]

Back when i was like. 9 i watched a cuck porn video And i didnt quite understand the concept of what it was But i remember being so sad about how the woman was talking to her husband while she was fucking this other guy. and then she broke the couch and she said "uh oh sweetie we broke your couch.." all condescendingly And then he said "i LOVED that couch.😕" and it made me so upset i cried

[noise-misato-boy-destroyer]

His body their choice damn who coulda seen that coming?

[captain-price-returns]

You’re years too late to be recognizing the threat of US government mass surveillance, bud.

[melencholiaenthroned]

[ashlgcostumes]

I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room

Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone

“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’

I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive

[fuckblast]

[kushblazer666]

[destielmemenews]

"Lindsey Graham, a longtime US senator and key ally of Donald Trump, has died from a sudden illness, his office said on Sunday. He had just turned 71.

Graham’s abrupt death will send shock waves through Washington and the Republican party. He had served in the Senate since 2003, representing South Carolina, and was running for re-election in November."

The Guardian

CNN

BBC

[kushblazer666]

[lakevida]

[captain-price-returns]

[asphaltgashes]

whoops

[bourtange]

republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

[txttletale]

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

[aubeezz]

thank you australian government from protecting me, a child (21 year old) from the scary hells of the internet

[bastard-unlimited]

this image will not fucking leave my mind no matter what I do

[pseudomantis]

Some of my favorite NBA player tweets

[dappergamelord]

obligated to add one of my favs from vernon maxwell

[dogpuppy]

[theehorsepusssy]