not batman.

i'm michael, i'm 31, and i'm fabulous.

[esleep]

i can't remember if i have posted this before but the coffee shop by my house has my favorite hand-washing sign in the world

[escapekit]

Passport Photo Series London-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid, yet below they are balancing full wine glasses along their arms, taped to a wall, or even on fire.

[kringeshame]

[all-hail-mono-onion]

the photographer hero we didn’t know we needed

[depresseddeadpoetinactive-deact]

This is the funniest thing ever

[dtacore]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

op link the fucking article

[dtacore]

https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football enjoy reading about football :)

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

thanks. what the fuck

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[eternalgirlscout]

justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second

[unholydevilhost]

“we can do whatever sins we want! there’s no god here to observe this” is very good too

[mrsmummifikation]

“the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one” was also good

[waxminutes]

“for the millionth time the first amendment protects you from the government not the justin”

[yookitaro]

I had too much fun last night..

[cundtcake]

she’s doing god’s work

[butchbetty]

this is a cinematic masterpiece

[squeakitties]

goes to Evil Fifth Grade and goes to Evil Science Class and my Evil Teacher wheels out the Evil VCR and we watch Kill Die the Murder Guy

[habits-white-rabbit]

Invader Zim universe

[mighty-ant]

I just about lost it 

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[testosteronetwunk]

[ashleyjizzdale]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“poison is the coward’s weapon” boo hoo sounds like someone’s sodium channels are easily inhibited

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

if your deoxyribonucleosides depurinate I just don’t see how that’s my problem

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

like, it’s not like I asked your vesicle fusion mediating proteins to cleave and block acetylcholine release... you can’t keep deflecting responsibility for your own actions onto me just because I “put something in your food”

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“you’re trying to kill me” yeah well have you tried being less sensitive

to poison

[icicledream-archive]

[cottoneyenoh]

Visit Original Link

glados poisons you asmr

(glados voice made with 15.ai)

[forgamers]

[taragrimface]

oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it

[lesbyterianchurch]

Farewell!

[quinzelade]

The comedic timing in this is Oscar worthy

[flipcities]

american psycho x mean girls

[groupthinker]