Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat

im cynthia im 24 & i suck at everything 📍NYC

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a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

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70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

[vanilita]

There is nothing to defend

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#i read a post once that described 90s kids as the generation of nostalgia #because so much technological advancement happened in such a rapid timeframe when we were growing up #that we can clearly remember having technologies that are now obsolete #like going from a corded hugeass phone to a small computer in your pocket just within our formative years is a major thing #and it sparks a nostalgia for our seemly ‘simpler’ childhoods #because so much rapid development makes it seem like it was a lot longer ago than it actually was (x)

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This is the most solid explanation of our decade I have ever heard.

[gaypriori]

I lost it at “2 bread”

[shownumetal]

1 gallon of regular chocolate

[watchthelightfade]

18 minutes of flour

[whitestonelovers]

5 plates of salt

[yakuza7]

2 inches of water

[mama-green]

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

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Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

[positivelypositivequotes]

[infected]

Templo de Santo Domingo, Puebla, Mexico by Alvaro Matias

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[britishpike]

I’VE WAITED 8734 YEARS FOR THIS GIFSET

[moonkiip]

IT TOOK ME 11 YEARS TO REALIZE HE WAS SAYING “TABLE FOR HOW MANY”

[kate-waydrug]

WAIT WHAT

[spurdo-spaerde]

OMG ITS BEEN DISCOVERED

[thetruthwecanthandle]

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I may never recover from finding out today that Winona Ryder married Keanu Reeves while filming in Romania in 1992 and legit does not know if it was legally binding or not,,, 25 years later and she’s just like lol idk

I BEG YOUR PARDON

[sipisttoo]

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THIS

[1dietcokeinacan]

@theocseason4

[theocseason4]

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING JOURNALISM

[ever-so-slightly-monstrous]

They brought in an actual priest to perform the ceremony for the film. The priest told them that the ceremony was legally binding in Romania and he would have to divorce them the next day. Due to the filming schedule, though, they never had a chance to have the priest come back and annul the wedding.

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What… in the fuckery

[foxmouth]

[jeauxanne]

doing god’s work

[jeauxanne]

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[getitontheground]

kylie minogue :

[abteblu]

“a supporting character” I am DEAD

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[that-twink-over-there]

I can’t believe this website is free

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