the best part of 'believe' is the 'lie'

27 y/o full time piece of shit she/they

[tinysweetvoid]

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[nodovess]

[sophsun1]

The X-Files – 1.11: Eve

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[lauralot89]

The Department of Fisheries in Hyderabad, India, is shaped like a fish.

[kittyb1tz]

i think most funny numbers can be delineated like this

[happyllamaglama]

[whitachi]

[maxxie-or-smth]

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

[itssjanedoe]

[industria1doll]

need to spend a day smoking weed and lounging around in bed with a woman who can't keep her hands off me

[mitochondracula]

"hey would you be a dear for me and-"

waaaay ahead of you boss

[dungeon-bitch]

[wintercorrybriea2]

source n/a

[55five]

Be a teachable individual YOU DO NOT know everything

[poetrylesbian]

how beautiful to be 28 and still discovering fun new ways to masturbate. never kill yourself.