Absorbed Jai

[ezraabzorbee]

Seeking Abzorbaloffs!

Any hot guys with a big belly and thick moobs that needs filling up? Absorb me like an Abzorbaloff, and put my face in between your thick moobs!

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[ezraabzorbee]

How I long to see this in real life, to be up close and personal with the fat, sweaty green body... To be absorbed into it, and to fill out that bare chest!

A call for abzorbaloffs: come and absorb me if you see this!

[jaithebiactually]

Today, i mean tonight at 1:30 in the morning, the first time due to clocks going backwards, i drank a whole 2 litre bottle of Pepsi. It felt so good, probably gonna do it again soon

[jaithebiactually]

This is the end goal, and I'd be ever grateful to the Abzorbaloff

[theblessedbear]

Reblog if Abzorbaloff was one of your favourtire villians.

[jaithebiactually]

Goals

[jaithebiactually]

Oh the things i would do to end up like this