Jake English in Schoolstuck!

@jake-english-schoolstuck

Your name is JAKE ENGLISH. You are a SENIOR in high school. Your interests include ADVENTURING, MOVIES, and COMIC BOOKS. Your favorite class is ALTERNIAN HISTORY because it tends to be more interesting and more ADVENTUROUS than EARTH HISTORY. You sometimes practice at a shooting range a few miles off, because you are not allowed to have your own firearms at school. You do keep a pistol under your bed just in case, and you don't show it to anybody.

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dave-motherfucking-strider

today on: “why adding me on snapchat was the biggest mistake of johns life”

thenameisjohnegbert

i cannot believe you would treat our bunny daughter in such a way.

eleanor-shellstrop

You wanna party? It’s $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling; end of list.

mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours

sizvideos

abstract-love

i love how on key this fucking game is

totalvarsitymoves

This show received 42 emmy nominations.

mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours

euneirophrenia-team

cardboard-crack

spookofnihility-deactivated2014

double entendres for double the fun

taco-bell-rey

Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb drunk party girl.

and Ke$ha is all for loving yourself and equality but she continues to receive harassment from mainstream media. Enough harassment to the point that she developed an eating disorder because of it. She is an example of how horrible and sexist the music industry is.

808kangaroo

Ke$ha stands in the category of “gifted genius”, she scored near perfect (1500) on her SAT’s and has an IQ of 140

dailygamedesign

Since I’m not doing a new card today, I thought I’d give a quick recap of the Holiday Series so far! Merry Christmas everyone!

geistofsaintwin

Card of the Day #1 - Standard - Godsend

I realize plenty of people are Skeptical about this card but It has some pretty good things going on. For starters, This card comes in at CMC 3. Pretty good it tries to stay on the same curve as the Mirrordin Sword cycle, After that, this card is it’s entity. It is a white equipment artifact that Gives your creature +3/+3! Pretty good so far. It then also allows you to exile a creature that would either block, or be blocked the creature equipped with godsend and then prevents the other player from casting a card that is exiled. The major downside is that it is slow and white only. at 3 equip cost, in the early game this card still takes 2 turns to set up. It’s not outstanding like the other swords, but when used in the correct situation this is still a fierce some weapon to behold!