Joking

Jake King, almost like Joking. 23. UCLA Business Grad. Just here for a good time.

[jake-kking]

richardhershey:

“Let’s go, let’s go!”

[jake-kking]

richardhershey:

“As long as you didn’t think I was a Beta.”

“This calls for shots.”

“Crossed my mind.”

“Line ‘em up, man.”

[jake-kking]

richardhershey:

“Penn State. What the fuck.”

“And here I was thinking you were the biggest douche bag in this place.”

[jake-kking]

richardhershey:

“I can’t believe we didn’t figure this out before now. What chapter were you in?”

“UCLA. You?”

[jake-kking]

richardhershey:

“BRUH!”

“What the fuck, man!”

[jake-kking]

clarkecarlyle:

[jake-kking]

clarkecarlyle:

Chad’s only been a complete gentleman, but that doesn’t mean he’s who I wanted to spend my vacation with. It’s only fair you learn a thing or two about patience, too.

Jake couldn’t help but smile. “Managed to wait five weeks, didn’t I?”

[jake-kking]

clarkecarlyle:

Now you don’t get another one of those until I feel like it.

“Cruel.”

[jake-kking]

clarkecarlyle:

That’s exactly when.

Jake let out a small laugh. “Yeah, sure thing, Princess.”

[jake-kking]

clarkecarlyle:

You should have made the first move weeks ago in confessional. Be a man, Jake.

“You mean when you were convinced about Chad?”

[jake-kking]

clarkecarlyle:

We aren’t.

“Good.”

[jake-kking]

clarkecarlyle:

It was so boring the first two weeks, but with Tilly and Bailey here, we’re able to go have brunch. Other than that– Are you and Summer a thing now?

“You get to go out at all?”

“Nah. She’s great, but we’re just friends. You and Chad?”

[jake-kking]

clarkecarlyle:

Now they do. We both aren’t there.

“That’s for sure. What’d they have for us to do around here?”

[clarkecarlyle]

While they’re celebrating beams there, we do our celebrating on the beach here.

@jake-king

[jake-kking]

“Huh,” Jake looked around. “They definitely pulled the short straw.”

[jake-kking]

“Bro.”

@richardhershey

[jake-kking]

sunnysummerhale:

I betcha I can write a beautiful eulogy.

“Hopefully you won’t need to.”

[jake-kking]

sunnysummerhale:

Yesssss, what I love to hear.

I’m gonna surprise you with something tequila.

“If I die tonight, I’m blaming you.”