Jake!!!

He/him/hole 24 Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[jake420696969]

I went to the vaginacologist too high and accidentally slayed cunt

[jake420696969]

My sexwork clients thinking they r Cumming to a big fem dom muscle mommy and not a 4’11 sub tr@nny twink with one nipple and a cbt kink

[jake420696969]

If I had a penis she would be a girl and she would eat fruity pebbles and listen to ariania grande

[jake420696969]

Raging and thrashing around on my bedroom floor rn bc I have a boy vagina instead of a girl penis

[jake420696969]

What we do in the shadows is literally just The office for gay people

[vilevilescorpio]

[maximumgayce]

[autistichedgehogs]

[agent-sonic-movie3]

hes falling friday!

[jake420696969]

:(

[postingjustwhatever]

This post inspired me to redraw this classic meme.

here's a version without the text if you want to add your own.

[jame7t]

Jesus came back and said inflation is illegal

[nongunktional]

both kinds?

[jame7t]

…there’s two?

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

hang on let me google something real quick

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

we should all implode and die forever actually

[ajani]

[uptheturret-deactivated20231228]

i think i’m hilarious

[playernr03]

SHOUTOUT TO REALSHADOWFAN01 ON TWITTER DOT COM FOR THE SIZE OF THIS MASSIVE FUCKING W

[autistichedgehogs]

I want to study them under a microscope

[birdsareblooming]

[sebdoesthings]

WOW

[jake420696969]

WOW

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[jake420696969]

When I die I want it to be from rabies I feel like it will be very in character

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]