I guess I’ll masturbate my problems away.
I’m going to start referring to jerking off as “taking my Zoloft.”
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I guess I’ll masturbate my problems away.
I’m going to start referring to jerking off as “taking my Zoloft.”
is it ok if i squirt on it?
Is it on fire?
A year of sadness
He jerked off with one hand as he clicked the mouse with the other, shuffling through video after video, nothing exciting him enough to either really start or really finish.
It had been four weeks since she left. May 13th, to be exact. The scuff marks the wheels on her luggage made were still there, marring the hard wood, a reminder of both her leaving and his poor cleaning.
He had not cum in … well, before May 13th, at least. He couldn’t remember the exact date. Whenever it was, it was a while ago and in different circumstances. It was most certainly with her; probably in her. But it was not May 12th or May 11th or May 10th or any day in May or April or March, February, January. It had been a cold spring and winter and fall and the previous summer was unseasonably chilly as well.
So they tried therapy and yoga and a puppy and then she left on May 13th. Now she is with a woman named Autumn, and she has the dog. So, no, he could not remember the last time he came because so much depressing shit had happened since then and continues to happen and he hadn’t thought about it.
It was weird to not think about it, though. He knew that. Since learning to jerk off as a kid, he had been pretty fond of the exercise. And then when women were introduced at the appropriate age, his penis – like a lot of men’s – led him on lots of many, many adventures in pursuit of beautiful release. It had been a passion and a hobby and, briefly, a profession (for two weeks during the pandemic).
But today – perhaps the clouds parting after a month of loneliness and depression (or the weed he smoked 15 minutes ago) – he thought, “I should jerk off.” And here he was.
“Mommy videos? Girl on girl? Trans solo? Voyeur? Wait, fake auditions. No JOI. No POV. No, trans JOI. No hentai. No Asian. Wait, is that racist? No blondes. Red heads! Taxi cab!”
And on and on and on the inner voice inside him droned as he half-heartedly jerked his surprisingly not amazingly hard cock. Having not cum in at least a year, one would think he would be set for explosion, but the mix of weed and sadness and indecision had surprisingly dulled his …
And then he found whatever he was looking for. And suddenly … there’s a switch that clicks on sometimes that turbo charges you from disengaged to fucking crazy horny, and whatever he saw or heard or felt or whatever – it was on.
He was hard. And already close. And he felt alive and seen and powerful and virile and it’s not his fault that she didn’t love him anymore and it was OK she had already met someone new and he wasn’t even that happy before it got really sad so why does any of this even matter …
He was close, close. Wait. Hold out. Don’t cum. It’s been a year. A year, at least. And don’t cum. And this feels so fucking good.
And he came. Hard. He felt light-headed as the blood rushed out of his head and headed south. He almost passed out. His cum shot up so high it actually came down in an and hit him in the face. He closed his eyes and squeezed his cock and remembered what it felt like to be alive. He came and came and thought less and less and did both over and over until he felt lighter and freer and stickier. Very sticky.
His body felt numb. Not from sadness but from all the blood rushing to his throbbing cock, suddenly alive after a year buried and gone, like some horror villain back from the dead.
Out of the corner of his eye he saw the photo of them, framed and still staring at him from his desk. He had managed to cum on it, somehow, despite it being a good 4 feet away.
That had to be an omen for something.
“Have you ever acted in porn?”
“No. I always play myself.”
im scared of low effort men
High-effort men are not that great, either. See: Jan. 6th.
I like the idea of sexy poetry
Her panties so wet
His cock, teasing the fabric
Messes to be made
she kisses me when she's through, my cum still salty on her tasty lips
There’s a story to be told it seems then
No. You're right. Good point. But would I ever do anything with it?
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You cum and you go.. such a tease
i dont cum. I just go.
I always vaguely miss the past. It's a distant longing you can't shake or fixate.
Passing fancy
I daydream of the way past, just a hand away. Does it push or pull?
welcome back ♡ i've missed your posts
Thank you. A lot of nostalgia around this place. But very dusty. Everything is covered in dust.
Slick
ME: This is harder than I remember. Haha.
Our bodies are slick, making it hard to find the right friction. It’s like fucking on a Slip N Slide. You claw at me – your nails leaving a mark – just trying to dig in to hold on.
But it feels good. It always does. We know our rhythm; can dance this blind. It’s the difference between a new fuck and an old fuck. Not that this is old. It’s something in between. That magic area where you know what each other likes, what you’re doing … but you keep finding new surprises.
A moan here. A grunt there. You whisper, your tongue flicking my ear. Bite my shoulder. Graze my ass with your nails. Each time is different, a universe of different variables, all connecting to my nerve endings, sending a million little bolts to my brain, to my cock. To that little voice that says, “This is not the norm.”
We are down and at it, fumbling in the dark. I am on top of you, your legs around my shoulders, my cock buried deep. I push to my knees, almost sitting upright, pull your ankles to my neck. I can fuck hard this way, sliding almost all the way out before slamming back in. I know you like it. I can feel you like it. Hear you like it.
I like it, too. Almost too much. I like it when you like it. Every time you like it. It’s this game we play. “I try to make you cum over and over, and you let me.” It’s a fun game.
You don’t even tell me when you’re close. We are past that. That was the first 20 minutes. That was the “I don’t want to cum yet” period, right before the “please let me cum” section. Now we are in “I am in control of you and will do what I want” closing act.
You clench and squeeze your eyes and flex every muscle, like a full-bodied spasm. I know your body and how to make it last. I count how long you hold your breath. Ten seconds. 15? I lose the number after six strokes.
I wait for you to calm down, slide my hand between your thighs, my thumb grazing your clit. I want a seventh act. “No,” you say. “Please. I can’t anymore.” I am not entirely convinced that is true, but this is our arrangement … like the manager signaling for the reliever to finish the game.
I pull out, still on my knees. My hand jerking my cock. You lower your legs, the color returning to your cheeks. You try to catch your breath, your eyes watching me stroke. You like seeing how hard you make me. You like seeing the damage.
“Are you going to cum?” you ask.
“Yes,” I say.
“Where?”
“Where do you want me?”
You think about it like a good girl. I like that you think about it. Not in a “where’s the most convenient?” way, but more like “where do I want my reward?”
“My tits,” you say, finally, smiling. I lean down and kiss you, your tongue teasing my lips. I jerk harder, staring at your body. I was just inside this gorgeous girl, I think. It’s an odd thought, both because it’s true and because I can’t believe it is.
I jerk faster, sitting back up. Sliding slightly so my cock is near your breasts. I like putting on a show. I like being watched. I enjoy the audience.
You play with your nipples, the way you know I like. Then your hands slide up, play with mine. I grunt. Sometimes that’s all it takes.
“I’m going to cum,” I say.
“Fuck,” you say. “Please.”
I know when the finish is near, always do. It’s not that I cum. I “give in.”
I jut my hips forward, my hand pumping at my cock. I am at that moment, that definitive end, but I hold it. As long as I can. She clenches to make it last after it starts. I clench to delay it before it does.
I let go and feel warm release, all through my body. My cum shooting out, hitting your chin. Then your neck. Finally your tits. I jerk until my hand is numb, covering you with my lust. My thick cum almost blending in to your pale skin.
I grab a cloth and clean you up as you giggle at my bad aim. I collapse beside you, pulling you against me. Our bodies still slick but not sliding now. I close my eyes and listen to your breathing, happy to be connected even when we aren’t.
Does anyone even use tumblr to write anymore? Seems like management changed it into something boring.
Please post again. Save 2020.
this made me laugh. But I don’t even know what this place is anymore. And I’m a memory of a yesterday.
I wish I could go back to the past when you weren’t here dickhead. I’m just kidding lol. Welcome back asshole.
I’d try to figure out who this is, but hating me doesn’t narrow it down that much.
Huh?
You can’t JUST peek at the past. I realize. Now. After some time on Earth.
The past is a peep show. You always want to see more. And the more you see, the more you feel the punch of memories that still bruise. Even the good ones hurt, because they’re so far away.
I want to both know what happens tomorrow AND relive what happened yesterday, equally. And I’d jump right to the painful parts. And it’s a goddamn shame. I’d get trapped in some Mobius Strip of self pity, try to wash away all the ugly parts that I want to hide.
Anyway. Hey. Tumblr has changed. I don’t even remember what I used to do here, to be honest. That was a mazillion-y years ago.