I Just Can't

Jake. Twenty One. Taurus. Arizona.

[spikespiegell]

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

[writing-prompt-s]

One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

[writing-in-the-grave]

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.

[the-chanel-boots-deactivated202]

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

[puff-to-tuff]

thanks, i hate it

[maxinbc-deactivated20210518]

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual

[mtndewbajablast]

do kids these days know abt numa numa

[mtndewbajablast]

do kids these days know about aqua’s “barbie girl”

[cryptidclub]

do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

do kids these days know about “Blue” by Eiffel 65

[fangirltothefullest]

DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADA’S “EVERY TIME WE TOUCH”?

[laulink]

Reblog if you also got at least one of these stuck in your head just from reading the title

[paganinpurple]

Every freaking one and hate it

[nautilusopus]

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

[nautilusopus]

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

[nautilusopus]

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

[nautilusopus]

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

[nautilusopus]

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

[dabuttershutter]

wh

who’s this..?

[nautilusopus]

don’t even worry about it he’s fine

it’s fine

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[uchidachi]

Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?

Hattie: Meow

Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mraaow

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mrah

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!

[wizardyangst]

This is exactly the kind of A+ content I come to see on this website

[between-stars-and-waves]

:-D

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WHAT A GOOD VIDEO

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[forgotten-sea-god]

[angelicguy]

me after taking two pills from a pill bottle labeled “pills that make it so if there’s a cherry pie in a bear trap, you can’t see the bear trap” and seeing a cherry pie right next to me: i mean, what are the odds right?

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

dorian so casually fucks up all of magic in inquisition and it just gets brushed off as nothing. like the motherfucker reverse engineered actual time travel out of a necklace in under ten minutes, and then when he had to go back to tevinter after corypheus was defeated he invented the fucking cell phone so he could keep up w his best friend and/or boyfriend

keep in mind this is a medieval fantasy world so people are still, like, shitting in pots and catching plagues and shit and dying of consumption. and dorian is walking around talking into his magic necklace like Yeah I Know Time Travel Is Naughty And Stuff But I Tripped This Morning And Someone Saw Me So I Might Just Undo That

if fucking solas could time travel inquisition wouldn’t have happened ! the bitch could have COMPLETELY SKIPPED that whole ‘creating the veil’ thing! but the mof didn’t have some magic necklace made by some dipshit in tevinter, which could apparently be solved like a fucking rubix cube by a nerdy bejeweled-bejumpsuited dude who is 87% mustache wax

come the fuck on

[gahdamnpunk]

I AM DECEASED 😭😭

for the love of god UNMUTE this

[cancerianprincess]

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

dead

[medusabraids]

I’ve watched this like 10 times because I don’t understand

[nameiscorey]

im so sad when it ends everytime. i want more

[gaycism]

Where did the notes go looool

[justcariii]

Wtf

[st0pping-every-minute]

[catchymemes]

[ironicbs]

….😱

This just made me spit laugh.. this game is incredible. 🤣🤣

[cisnowflake]

She walked it off though.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

[moth-unit-00]

This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there

[queen-of-dirt]

Damn you’re right

[curiooftheheart]

This is so cursed I swear I lost five years of life

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

last night at the club my friends introduced me to these guys and the guys were like “we’re 22″ and I was like cool and then a minute later they were like “we’re kidding we’re 18″ and I was like 18!!!!! 18!!!!!!!! you’re as young as my youngest siblings now I have to PROTECT you and the one guy was like 6 ft+ and he was like “no you have that wrong, I need to protect you girls” and I was like “okay yeah physically but I have to protect you emotionally” and he was like “oh okay yeah”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

like 30 mins later he came back up to me like “I just realized it’s the same age difference between you and me as me and my baby sister and you’re right. you’re so right.”

[whitepeopletwitter]