JAKEisms

Whenever in doubt of what to say, there is always a JAKEism.

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I bought a massage table because I vote with my dollars

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DWA

Driving while asian.

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I'm planning my own nyc funeral. Come pay your last respects. Chuck a box in the uhaul. Pound a few beers. The weather is supposed to be nice.

Email invite from Jake.

October 27, 2011

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[traci-oshiro]

I do love it here, especially when the weather is like this. But there are plenty of other places to live. Plus I want to get a sailboat and a dog. #boatdog

Jake (Learning how to use hash tags in his text conversations.)

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I'm gonna hit these skinny ass hipsters with my truck

9/02/09

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It's hotter than 2 rats fuckin in a wool sock

Jake in North Carolina

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No, I know what wine tastes like

Jakes reply to Anju when she asked if he wanted to try her red

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"I'll get an Iphone when they create a screwdriver app"

9/27/11

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"Momo-FUCK-you"

Jake, commenting on Paul's homemade ramen

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Jersey girls don't pump gas.

11-1-2011

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Shit. Androgynous Asians.....$50 fine.

10/7/2011

(referring to Asian girls chopping off their hair)