unique italian stripe

I really really want a small kitty toy for my birthday or christmas this year I would be happy if my kitty I could play with her I would say goodnight to her every night and the shelf in the table would be like her house and I also want a pack of cigaretes

[coolthingoftheday]

A poodle clipped and dyed to resemble a pony.

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[comment-tube]

[vyvilha]

been replaying origins lately. here's my butch elf sahlin with her beloved leliana

[delmondo]

Man and beast should absolutely fuse into one perfect being

[cheddar-baby]

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[wintercorrybriea2]

juvenile springtail

[zoesupreme]

[pjackk]

One time i got sucked up by a ufo im not joking

[vampsprite]

what happebned

[pjackk]

On god they were being super mean to me like they were flicking my head and shit the grey aliens were flicking my head and punching my nose and giving me noogies and shoving me and shit....

[nonporous]

[psshaw]

John Christopher Jones, Design Methods

[delta-orionis]

@girlfriendsofthegalaxy

[twinpersonalitys]

@crabussy for you

[aqwult]

[alien-theory]

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

[gaycatdad]

She should be at the club

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

[eebie]

i wanna do brofist when you are around

[eebie]

you are the best yo. my sweet smile friend bro

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties