joking

Jake King, almost like Joking. 23. UCLA Business Grad. Just here for a good time.

[jakethe-king]

clarkesalwaysright:

Well, we never know.

“I’m joking.”

“‘Course we’ll visit.”

[clarkesalwaysright]

You and Baxter have to come visit me and Sir McQueen.

[jakethe-king]

“You’re not going to be too busy?”

[jakethe-king]

clarkesalwaysright:

I’ll trust you on that for now.

“Good. Now -- lunch? I’m starving.”

[jakethe-king]

clarkesalwaysright:

Fiiine.

“It’ll be okay.”

[jakethe-king]

clarkesalwaysright:

[jakethe-king]

clarkesalwaysright:

I don’t have a choice, do I?

“Well -- I’m not fake proposing, so it’ll have to do.”

[jakethe-king]

clarkesalwaysright:

I don’t know. Maybe.

“Definitely.”

[jakethe-king]

clarkesalwaysright:

No, apparently we don’t.

“C’mon, babe. Us being us is big enough.”

[jakethe-king]

clarkesalwaysright:

Fine, Jake. I will sit there and let Tilly’s boob job be the center of attention. I bet she even ditched Ian in favor of Rich once the show ended. That harlot.

“Do we really need to have some big thing?”

[jakethe-king]

clarkesalwaysright:

Pregnancy scare? It is MTV after all.

“Clarke --”

[jakethe-king]

clarkesalwaysright:

You aren’t being a very good team player.

“You can’t be serious?”

[jakethe-king]

clarkesalwaysright:

Will you pretend to propose to me?

[jakethe-king]

clarkesalwaysright:

You know… Steal the show shocking.

“Like what?”

[jakethe-king]

clarkesalwaysright:

Maybe, but they focused so much on Chad and his meat eating habits, Jared and how he slept with every girl in the house, and how adorable Ian was that sometimes we were outshone. Which is why we are going to be the center of attention at said reunion. We need something… big to happen. Hmm.

“Big?”

[jakethe-king]

clarkesalwaysright:

I wonder how America will react to the two of us still having a very hot flame. They shouldn’t be too shocked.

“I thought it was pretty obvious.”

[jakethe-king]

clarkesalwaysright:

I’m not surprised. We were the most diverse cast they’ve ever seen. Along with me, the most interesting girl there.

“You’ve got that right,” Jake grabbed his phone, opening to his emails and reading the details. “Sounds alright.”

[jakethe-king]

clarkesalwaysright:

Production of Are You The One? wants to do a reunion episode sometime over summer.

“No shit, really?”